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Think of all the money they’ll find!  Which will confirm:

2022 in a single sentence.  Thanks, Joe!

I always told my students words were important…

So are symbols…

Wyoming officials are smart like that…

Whew.  That was a close one…

No kidding….

Almost makes you want to embrace actual inflation…

They’re that sane?

The status quo…

He’s sneaky that way…

Absolute proof…

Absolute proof…

You mean “disinformation” like virtually everyone who gets it is a guy engaging in promiscuous gay sex?

Or jumping gay walruses; don’t forget them…

Like electric vehicle chargers powered by diesel generators…

Let’s go Brandon!

Unintentional irony…

Good boy!

Let’s go Brandon!

This is news?

Can’t Marvel stop making woke crap?

2022 in another single sentence.  Thanks Joe!

I guess you really can fool most of some people most of the time…

Telling the future?

Not misinformation…

Double not misinformation…

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…

Awwwwww.

 If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. If you’re interested in how the police get it wrong, there is no better primer.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written.  This week, student writing bloopers:

“No sooner had the Hebrews left the Mess in Potamia safely behind them than they found themselves caught in the Fatal Cresent.’”

“Pharos, the Egyptian king, decried that the Hebrews should be drafted into farced labor building the Pyrenees and that if any of them bulked, they should be put into stocks and bonds.’”

“The gift that Phonecians gave to civilization was Phonecian blinds.’”

“All Gaul is quartered into three halves.”

“In ancient Rome, women had a high risk of childbirth.”

“The four gospels were written by John, Paul, George and that other guy.”

These days we need humor more than ever.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!