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Well, that’s a relief. I believe that’s the plural of TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE!
Two plus years before…
Gee, that’s a tough one…
Priorities…
Perceptions…
That’s ultra MAGA cool…
Not cool…
I’m sure that was right after Brett Kavanaugh raped them someplace, sometime, 40 years ago at some party somewhere…or maybe on a boat…
Speed matters…
So that’s how it happened…
That’s a wild, unsupportable assertion…
Oh…
I knew it!
Lysistrata they’re not…
Poor Brittney Griner; those Russians are soooo brutal…
Or maybe it’s the Democrats that are 8th Amendment brutal…
So that’s what’s up…
So that’s what’s up…
I guess they’re smarter than I thought…
I guess she’s dumber than I thought, which doesn’t seem possible…
And in the irony of the week department…
Is there anything climate change can’t do?
Damn it Jim…
That’ll never work…
Americans. They’re polite that way…
It was inevitable…
And in the great art of the week department…
In the just because it’s cute department…
I’d give this dog whatever it wanted.
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. If you’re interested in how the police get it wrong, there is no better primer.
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And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written. This week, classic student misspellings:
“Drop your ballet in the ballet box.”
“No bear feet allowed.”
“Due to repairs to the air-conditioning system, offices will be very humid for the next three days. Please bare with us.”
“Full coarse meals.”
“At that point, the vessel will be secured and slowly pulled by wire, rope and wench.”
And a few newspaper headlines:
“Man arrested for possession of heroine.”
“Panel agree to much sex on television.”
“Reagan goes for juggler in Midwest.”
These days we need humor more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
I read you every week – and not just on Sunday! This was your greatest Sunday ever. Hilarious, each and every one.
Dear Foggytrucker:
Thanks! I’m glad to have you.