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I knew it was something like that. Good grief man! How much do you need?
Well, how one identifies is all that matters, right? What’s it’s pronouns?
I’d wondered about that…
I hadn’t wondered about that…
It’s only logical…
And it’s not August yet…
They’ll turn on you in an instant…
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Particularly from white cattle…
Sure, that’ll work…
Boy, these guys are really getting desperate…
Well, Joe does…
Is that still true if Putin did it?
Why not? They do it for Democrats all the time…
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I have it from “sources” Trump has infiltrated the Biden White House note office…
Well, that too…
Unfortunately, all the minions are gay or trans…
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Which of these is not like the others…
Dads know they’re great for gunshot wounds…
Took the medics an hour to remove all the pink hair from his nostrils…
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Maybe even three or four times…
Who says Biden hasn’t created jobs?
I think I’ve heard this one before…
I know I’ve heard this one before…
Sounds fair…
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Some people bear heavy burdens…
I know they were planning to pack the Court, but this…
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I knew they were smart…
Yes, punctuation matters…
And in the just because it’s cute and true department…
Awwwwwww!
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And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written. This week, fun from court transcripts:
“Q. James stood back and shot Tommy Lee?
A. Yes.
Q. And then Tommy Lee pulled out his gun and shot James in the fracas?
A. (after a hesitation) No Sir, just above it.”
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“Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.”
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“Q. Now, Mrs Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A. By death.
Q. And by whose death was it terminated?”
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“Q. How did you happen to go to Dr. Chesney?
A. Well, a gal down the road had several of her children by Dr. Chesney, and said he was really good.”
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“Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
A. I will be three months November 8th.
Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?
A. Yes.
Q. What were you and your husband doing at that time?”
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“Q. Mrs. Smith, you do believe that you are emotionally unstable?
A. I used to be.
Q. How many times have you committed suicide?
A. Four times.”
These days we need humor more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
As always … laughter is the best medicine