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Biden’s dementia is worse than we imagined:

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Offshore Wind Drop-By Sequence Of Events

*YOU enter the Roosevelt Room and say hello to participants

*YOU take YOUR seat

*Press enters

*YOU give brief comments (covered…minutes)

*Press departs

*YOU ask Liz Schuler, President, AFL-CIO a question

Note: Liz is participating virtually

*YOU thank participants

*YOU depart

No, it’s not photoshopped; he really did hold his instructions up like that, though he obviously didn’t know he was doing it.  And yes, “YOU” and “YOUR” were capitalized and emboldened, apparently so Joe would know he is “YOU.”  When I played cops and robber and taught, I had a daily “to do” list, but I always knew who I was, and when to enter and leave.  I’m sure this is the kind of thing that makes America’s enemies fear and respect us.

SUPREME COURT NOTE:  Why hasn’t the leaker been identified as yet?  Considering the small number of potential suspects, the “investigation”—if there is one—should have been concluded long ago.  Here’s a thought: it was one of the justices, and the most likely suspect, Stephen Breyer, retired today.  In our current atmosphere of rampant stupidity, wouldn’t that be the icing on the cake?  And speaking of rampant stupidity:

The Chicago Police Department has unveiled a new policy prohibiting its officers from chasing people on foot simply because they run away, or because they have committed minor offenses.

The policy, which was introduced Tuesday, also encourages cops to ‘consider alternatives’ to pursuing someone who ‘is visibly armed with a firearm.’

Perhaps “stop or you’ll shoot?”  And what would any edition of TSTS be without the most incompetent Vice President in history?

Vice President Kamala Harris said Monday on CNN’s ‘The Lead’ the Supreme Court’s decision overturning Roe v. Wade was shocking because it took away a ‘constitutional right that has been recognized for half a century.’

Uh, no.  There was no constitutional right in the first place.  They “took away” an unconstitutional decision, a judge-made law.  And speaking of abortion:

I suspect what Americans really want is for them to STFU and play basketball.  

I know Americans want them to quit twerking.

But of course!  One has to have priorities!

Hmm.  Might there be a third option?  Hint: killing political opponents?  Destroying America?

What do you mean “hypocrisy?” 

Unity. Inclusion. Diversity.  Insanity. This photo illustrates Waters’ default facial expression: mouth wide open, expelling vast clouds of hot air.  Back to Kamala:

Vice President Kamala Harris said Monday on CNN’s ‘The Lead’ that in response to the Supreme Court’s decision overturning Roe v. Wade, the Biden administration was ‘looking at’ giving vouchers for travel expenses to women who leave their state to receive an abortion.

Let’s see now, the Supreme Court, last year, ruled red flag laws unconstitutional, and the Congress is now pushing them.  The Congress also passed, in 1980, the Hyde Amendment, which prohibits spending federal dollars on abortion.  Golly, one might almost think government doesn’t give a damn about the Constitution or the law.  Now in trans world:

Megan Rapinoe Tells Girls, Parents To Suck It Up Over Trans Athletes: ‘Your Kid’s’ ‘Volleyball Team Just Isn’t That Important’

Soccer superstar and political activist Megan Rapinoe argued in an interview published Sunday that female athletes and their parents need to suck it up over advantages biologically male transgender athletes might have over girls.

The forward told Time magazine she is ‘100% supportive’ of ‘trans inclusion’ in girls sports, dismissing concerns about fairness while emphasizing that people ‘need to understand that sports is not the most important thing in life.’

Rapinoe also argued that high-level sports are all about ‘regulation,’ which the athlete apparently believes can erase trans athletes’ advantages. A recent study published in the British Journal of Sports Medicine suggests that’s not true.

‘I would also encourage everyone out there who is afraid someone’s going to have an unfair advantage over their kid to really take a step back and think what are we actually talking about here,’ the 36-year-old said. ‘We’re talking about people’s lives. I’m sorry, your kid’s high school volleyball team just isn’t that important.’

“The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance.”

— Robert A. Heinlein

Let us also remember a 13 year-old boy’s team slaughtered the USA women’s soccer team, of which Rapinoe was a part.  I’m sure sports were somewhat more important when Rapinoe was playing—she’s retired. OK, OK, it was only 50 dead illegal immigrants:

I’m sure she’s right.  After all, the President’s Press Secretary wouldn’t lie about a thing like the border being closed…

Oh.  But I’m sure this is only an exception…

Oh.  This kind of stupidity never gets old…

Some things just don’t age well.  It’s Putin’s fault, er, gas station’s fault, er…

President Joe Biden demanded Wednesday that gas stations start lowering their prices, in his latest attempt to address record-high prices this summer.

‘To the companies running gas stations and setting those prices at the pump, this is a time of war, global peril, Ukraine,’ he said.

The president spoke about the record high gas prices occurring during his administration during a speech on his imitation White House set across the street.

‘These are not normal times. Bring down the price you are charging at the pump to reflect the cost you are paying for the product,’ Biden said. ‘Do it now. Do it today.’

Biden griped that the price of oil had fallen slightly, but the price of gas had not.

‘Some haven’t reduced prices at all,’ he complained.

Biden called for congress to pass a federal gas tax holiday and urged states to do so as well, noting that it could help reduce prices.

‘I’m doing my part,’ he said defensively. ‘I want the congress, states, the industry to do their part as well.’

Biden again tried to blame Russian President Vladimir Putin for the high cost of gas, even though prices rose significantly before Russia invaded Ukraine.

Have we ever had a president less grounded in economic, or general, reality?

Yeah Joe.  It unified America against you.  Joe don’t do math neither:

President Joe Biden wants to pause the federal gas tax for three months. Supposedly we will save $1 on a gallon of gas.

Let’s see now: the federal gas tax is 18.4 cents per gallon.  At $5.00 per gallon, a 20 gallon tank takes $100.00 to fill.  With no federal tax, that’s a savings of $3.68, so it will only coast $96.32 to fill up.  For three months only.  Wow!  Thanks Joe.  I’m getting confused about just who is supposed to be racist:

This is precious:

When I need police help, the first person I’m going to call is a mentally ill degenerate focused on their ever-changing sexuality.  Surprised?

Just in time for the mid terms, though this time, I suspect Americans are going to say not only no, but hell no.

Exactly.  Pushaw is speaking of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. Why would Americans want a president who wasn’t a mentally deficient, utterly corrupt, compromised, idiot?  And speaking of idiots:

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi elbowed and tried to push aside Texas GOP Rep. Mayra Flores’ daughter for a photo op. Flores is the first Mexican-born congressional representative.

They took photos after Pelosi swore in Flores.

Pelosi waved at someone to join the picture when her elbow goes into the side of the girl and in an outward manner. She looked at the girl while elbowing her aside.

Flores was not impressed:

We’re ruled by monsters.  Our Navy is run by idiots:

An open-source wargame to gauge ‘how climate change could affect a future conflict’ has been scheduled for the U.S. Navy in a continuation of President Joe Biden’s executive order on sustainability.

The half-day exercise next week will feature staff from Capitol Hill, the Defense Department, the defense industry, think tanks and academia.

I can see it now: “the temperature has risen 1.3°; we’re doomed—surrender to the Chinese!”  This is precious:

Green Day front man Billie Joe Armstrong says he is lost to the U.S. forever. On Friday night he declared ‘f**k America’ before adding he was ‘renouncing his citizenship’ in the aftermath of the SCOTUS abortion ruling.

Don’t let the screen door whack you in the ass on your way out, you rockin’ moron. Of course, it’s in Oregon:

A group of teachers at an elementary school in Oregon who identify as BIPOC, meaning Black, Indigenous, and people of color, are up in arms over other members of the staff allegedly rolling their eyes at the principal.

They also claim to have identified a number of similar ‘microaggressions.’

Of course, because no BIPOC person would ever roll their eyes at stupidity.  This is incredibly stupid:

Oh please, oh please, oh please!

Is it really possible to be that clueless?

Obviously it is. Finally, I’m sure you’re aware of the latest January 6 clown show, where one Cassidy Hutchinson, a former White House aide, serially perjured herself.  This is only a small part of the backlash:

Too stupid to survive.