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That’s our self-imagined elite, gentle readers.  Here’s more:

President Biden faced backlash after appearing to suggest that high gas prices will be a ‘good opportunity to make a fundamental turn’ to clean energy on Monday.

Oh, so now it’s a “turn” rather than a “transition?”  Does that mean he wants to squash America immediately rather than gradually?

Some conservatives called the president out on Twitter for the comments, as gas prices average $4.98 a gallon nationwide, according to AAA and inflation rose to a 40-year-high last month, sparking fears of an impending recession.

My Lord.  Biden causes the economic crisis, then claims it’s an opportunity to “turn” to technology that either doesn’t exist or doesn’t work and would devolve us to a preindustrial state of starvation, disease, early death and overall misery.  But at least we can celebrate Juneteenth:   

Sunday was Juneteenth, a day named in honor of an event that took place on June Nine-teenth (see what they did there?) but is being observed this year on June Twent-ieth (see what they didn’t do there?).

The name of this holiday is one of its least confusing attributes. Despite being identified as a nearly 160-year-old celebration — it commemorates June 19, 1865, when the last slaves in Texas were informed of their freedom — it was only recognized as a federal holiday last year. By President Joe Biden.

Why making Juneteenth a federal holiday didn’t occur to Barack Obama, our nation’s first black president, and why Biden coincidentally chose to make it one following the 2020 riots surrounding George Floyd’s death, is a mystery for the ages.

Why?  Why, white supremacy!  Unity!  Racism!  Saint George!  Where would an edition of TSTS be without the most unpopular Vice President in history?

Take the link to see this incredibly cringeworthy Harris babbling.  File this one under “cosmic irony:”  

A book few will ever see…

Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases and President Joe Biden’s chief medical adviser, has tested positive for COVID-19 on Wednesday and is experiencing mild symptoms.

The 81-year-old Fauci is fully vaccinated and has received two boosters.

Of course he is and of course he did.  Hmmmmm: 

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Ford has instructed dealers to temporarily halt sales of its top-selling electric vehicle, the Mustang Mach-E, due to a potential safety defect that could leave the car immobile. The problem impacts about 49,000 out of 100,000 Mustang Mach-Es that Ford has built in Mexico and will likely result in a recall on vehicles already sold.

“Immobile” as in coasting to the side of the road with no power, or “immobile” as in exploding into flames with no warning?  The solution?  Buy an EV!

Gas prices are ‘unsustainable,’ but there is no ‘quick fix,’ Biden’s Secretary of Energy Jennifer Granholm said this week.

Well of course not.  You and Joe have totally screwed the economy, and it’s going to take years to fix once someone who actually tries to fix it is in power.

I mean, I think the prices are unsustainable for many people right now. I mean everyday citizens who are on fixed incomes, paying huge amounts of money that they had not anticipated or budgeted for just to get to work,’ Granholm said during an appearance on CBS Mornings.

So just buy an EV peasants!  Who said beauty pageant contestants are just pretty faces?

Miss Universe is claiming that ‘not all people who menstruate are women,’ and shared ‘inclusive language’ guidelines to its Twitter account on Tuesday, instructing the public to say ‘people’ have periods, not ‘women.’

‘Inclusive language is important, especially when speaking about periods,’ Miss Universe tweeted on Tuesday.

And speaking of unity:

I mean, what’s more inclusive and unifying than a black power afro pick?  Congrats New Orleans!  You elected this racist moron.  And speaking of racist morons:

Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel reportedly said Wednesday that ‘drag queens make everything better’ and that there should be ‘a drag queen for every school’ during an event in Lansing.

But of course!  What is more essential to the education of every child than to be relentlessly groomed by mentally ill perverts!  Why not a drag queen in every home!  It’s the contemporary equivalent of a car in every garage and a chicken in every pot, only smuttier.  New York City’s law and order—snicker—mayor is all for it:

I know I’ve always associated drag queens with the highest levels of intellect and literacy.  Here’s a dispatch from the anti-DeSantis underground:

Because what family doesn’t want more gay?

The showrunnner of the gay teen high school rom-com series Love, Victor has praised Disney’s decision to move the show to Disney+ after first releasing it on Hulu, saying the family-friendly streaming service will give the show a bigger audience.

Disney’s worth has dropped 50%.  They’re going for the gay!  This goes past stupid directly into evil: 

A directive issued by Los Angeles County District Attorney George Gascón in 2020 means the county must pay for the funeral of the suspect who killed two El Monte police officers Tuesday. [skip]

Moreover, the Los Angeles Times indicated that the suspect was free because of L.A. District Attorney George Gascón’s policy undercutting the state’s ‘Three Strikes’ law.

The Washington Examiner reported that a December 7, 2020, directive issued by Gascón means Los Angeles County will cover the costs of the cop killer’s funeral.

According to the outlet, the directive ‘funds funerals, burials, and mental health services for ‘individuals killed by police,’ among others.

The suspect who killed the two El Monte officers, Cpl. Michael Paredes and Officer Joseph Santana, was afterward killed by police, which means his funeral is covered by Gascón’s directive.

Actually, it is the people of Los Angeles who voted in this demon, and who continue to cling to the communist ideology destroying their state who qualify as stupid.  You may not be interested in degenerate, anti-American, communist politics, but degenerate, anti-American, communist politics are interested in you.  And speaking of that, how’s the President these days?

Damn!  He got away from his daycare minders again!

Damn!  Who let that reporter in without a gag?  OK, OK, maybe I’m being too hard on Joe.  But he assures us the economy has never been better, which is the only thing that’s not Putin’s fault:

Oh.  But what about this?

Oh.  But what about this?

When you’ve lost CNN…  What does President Klain have to say about this?

Why yes!  Yes it is.  At least Joe is our Comforter-in-chief:

‘And by the way, my sympathies to your, the family of your… If, uh, uh, er… your CFO. Who, uh, dropped dead very unexpectedly. My best to their family, that’s tough stuff. BUT YA KNOW.’

Joe was speaking to the family of Matt Susz, executive VP and CFO of Jo-Ann Stores, who passed away this week at 56. R.I.P.

He feels our pain, and little girl’s heads, backs, breasts…  He also feels his own pain:

Joe Biden is taking some chill time away from his duties as president this weekend — because he’s been so hard at work fixing inflation and the border crisis — and went for a casual bike ride in Rehoboth Beach, Del. Saturday morning.

And it didn’t turn out so well.

Yeah, well everybody falls off their bike when they’re at a complete stop.  Don’t they? The beatings will continue until morale improves:

That’s what they get for trying to enforce the law.  What were they thinking?  They also have the power to make you change your underwear three times a day and wear it on the outside they can check:

Gay Pete for President!  But what about the Capital?

To be fair, it was a D/S/C Congressman and Staffer that snuck them in.  That’s much better.  Buy an EV.  You ought to be thanking us, peasants: 

On Friday’s broadcast of MSNBC’s ‘Chris Jansing Reports,’ Senior Adviser to President Joe Biden Gene Sperling responded to a survey showing that a majority of CEOs expect a recession in the next 18 months by stating that ‘we think that too many people are not looking at the more reassuring elements of resilience in this economy right now and they’re not realizing that the American Rescue Plan put a historic number of people back to work.’

Uh, no Gene.  All those people being put “back to work” are the folks you pushed into poverty when they lost their jobs during the Covid lockdowns.  And speaking of incredibly stupid:

Republican Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) was booed at his home state’s annual Republican Party convention on Friday over his work with Democrats to achieve ‘bipartisan’ gun control.

‘Well, sounds like Texas Republicans aren’t a fan of Cornyn’s anti-2A bill,’ one Twitter user said. ‘Entire convention center just erupted into boos when Cornyn took the stage.’ [skip]

Despite Cornyn’s attempt to clarify his work with Democrats on gun control legislation, the Texas GOP convention crowd still booed him before, during, and as his speech ended.

And what did Normal Americans get in this deal?  I mean other than the continuing diminution of their liberties?  Nothing, of course.  One of my greatest regrets about leaving Texas is I won’t be able to assist in voting this treasonous bastard out of office at the next opportunity.  Let’s look in on the DOJ, always upholding law and order:

The Office of Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention (OJJDP), a branch of the Department of Justice (DOJ), is actively searching for an organization that will be paid $1 million to implement the agency’s plan to create a ​​National Resource Center for Justice-Involved LGBTQ+ and Two-Spirit Youth.

A listing on the OJJDP website explains that the center will ‘develop and disseminate resources (e.g., fact sheets, toolkits, online curriculums, webinars, training and guidance manuals, etc.)’ and that the program will seek to provide ‘training and technical assistance to juvenile justice practitioners to assist them in meeting the needs of justice-involved LGBTQ+ and Two-Spirit youth.’ It will also ‘inform justice systems policies, practices, and/or programs.’

Uh-huh.  And just what are “two-spirit youth?”  Mentally ill criminals, future felons of America?

Despite the term being present in the title of the initiative, the document never defines the phrase ‘Two-Spirit,’ other than to remark that ‘Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Intersex, Gender Non-Conforming, and Two-Spirit youth, is an umbrella term’ and that such terms refer to ‘youth who identify with a sexual or gender identity other than cisgender.’

Right.  Your tax dollars at work, gentle readers.  But not every branch of the Federal Government is this stupid, right?  I mean that would be impossible, right?

Guess not.  Too stupid to survive.