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What a shame. Nah. They’ll just make things up…
Like this…
But 5 year olds much learn about gender…
And not a moment too soon…
Which is why they want to make us all gun criminals…
May the farce be with you…
I can agree with this weapon transfer…
Does Elon Musk know about this?
Not everybody, just people running countries…
See what I mean?
First you put them to sleep, then you turn them trans…
Write your own caption/captain…
They might be useful in Ukraine about now…
The science is settled…
Good idea…
What’s a man?
The science is settled…
It’s come to this…
And this…
This one’s a bit old, but still a goodie…
But can they be fish?
Or all of the worst parts…
If Day By Day Cartoon isn’t on your daily reading list, here’s why it should be…
Legalize drugs…
Or the pilot has a white and red cane…
He whispered…
And in the just because it’s cute department…
I love cats. They don’t hide their feelings, unless they fall off the couch and do their “I meant to do that” act.
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. If you’re interested in how the police get it wrong, there is no better primer.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written. This week, student errors:
“Floods from the Mississippi may be prevented by putting big dames in the river.”
“They gave William IV a lovely funeral. It took six men to carry the beer.”
“Women tend to get jumpy during their minstrel periods.’”
“Many people believe he was a satin worshiper.”
“During peek season the beach is covered with hundreds of bikini-clad beauties.”
“The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.”
“Vestal virgins were pure and chased.”
These days we need humor more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
Re that twerkers transfer to Ukraine — the cartoon depicts Zelenskyy as being surprised/dismayed by Biden’s announcement. But from what I’ve heard about a certain performance of his in his previous role as an entertainer, he might rather welcome Biden’s battalion. (I’ve seen links given to the video of that performance, but never opened them, bearing in mind the wisdom of the ages: “once you’ve seen it, you can’t unsee it.”)
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Dear Doug:
As Always, thanks for the link!
The “cute department’ pic made my day. :)
Dear mickmar21:
Yeah, me too!