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He’s not going to find them that way… Good point…
Yeah, but that was then; this is now…
Not bad for government work…
Sure but can they get universal mail-in ballots?
I love history…
Shouldn’t that be “stabbing warning?”
We don’t have to. We have Pete Buttigieg…
Solutions…
Aaaaahhhhh!
I hate it when that happens…
They say people block memories after traumatic events…
And we’re all grateful…
With the help of the NBA and Hollywood…
Coming soon to a town near you…
See? Mom was right…
Art does imitate life!
Just like a massive shortage of white supremacists…
Any day now…
Karma…
Of course it’s not…
Ow!
They have a whole month for LGBTQWERTY22++–, so why not?
No kidding…
Good point…
DC? LA? Seattle?
I’m sure Acme was involved…
In the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…
Double awwwww….
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know. I hope you don’t mind my plugging my book every Sunday, but I don’t have a major publisher promoting it—no multi-million dollar ghost-written, dimwitted politician, advances for me–and it really is a good book.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written. This week, malaprops:
“Medieval cathedrals were supported by flying buttocks.”
“They had to give one of the players artificial insemination.”
“The mountain was named for the Rev. Starr King, who was an invertebrate climber and author of the book, ‘The White Hills.’”
“He’s a wealthy typhoon.”
“No phonographic pictures allowed.”
“They call it P.M.S—Pre-Minstrel Syndrome.”
“They were singing without accompaniment. You know–Acapulco.”
“You’re in for a shrewd awakening.”
These days we need humor more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!
Stately McDaniel Manor 