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antifa, baby formula, Chuck Norris, Darth Vader, Day By Day Cartoon, Donkey Pox, Fauci, Idi Amin, illegal immigrants, impeachment, inflation, joe biden, john kerry, Kamala Harris, mean tweets, Nancy Pelosi, Pope, Press Secretary, Pronouns, socialism, student loans
Yeah…hey! If Day By Day Cartoon isn’t on your daily reading list, here’s why it should be…
Well this explains a lot…
So does this…
The only vaccine is honest elections…
I just filled up my SUV; I’ll take the mean tweets, please…
I wonder which one they’ll pick in October…
Time can’t pass fast enough until she’s out of office…
Was he making mean tweets?
C’mon! They’re not that competent!
So what’s your point?
Well nobody said they were stupid, just illegal…
Yup. They’re stupid…
And so is he…
What a catchy tune…
What better qualification is there for any government job?
Awwwww…
Compare and contrast…
I just love baby pictures…
Compare and contrast…
No kidding…
But diversity is our strength…
Film at 11?
Or forgetting to close the screen door…
I thought Idi Amin was dead…
Or pronouns…
Smartest thing Biden ever did…
And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…
Awwwww….
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know. I hope you don’t mind my plugging my book every Sunday, but I don’t have a major publisher promoting it—no multi-million dollar ghost-written, dimwitted politician, advances for me–and it really is a good book.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written. This week, ads gone awry:
“Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.’”
“Dinner Special—Turkey #2.35; Chicken or Beef $E2.25; Children $2.00.’”
“For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.’”
“Four-poster bed. 1010 years old. Perfect for antique lover.”
“Now is the time to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home too.”
“We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.”
“For Sale—Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.”
“Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.”
These days we need humor more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
The bunnies that were Kung Fu fighting are cuter.