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Finally: we’re saved!  He did say he’d built the greatest vote fraud organization in history…

Yeah, I find that as scary as say…Tinkerbell?

This, however, is mildly disturbing…

OK, this is scary…

Unfortunately, you can’t get it because of supply chain issues…

I was wondering about that myself…

Talk about poetic justice…

That’s a no brainer: the evil emperor…the Star Wars one I mean, not the one on the actual and figurative left…

If Day By Day Cartoon isn’t on your daily reading list, here’s why it should be…

This one needs no introduction…

Thanks for the wilderness safety tip…

I’m all for that kind of equity…

Fauci excepted, of course…

Somehow, I don’t think I’ll be worrying about this…

Holy Rittenhouse Signal, Batman!

Contemporary legends…

Too early to be imposing gender roles on the kid…

Not too early to be doing it to society in general…

I’m sure Swallwell can tell the difference; he’s had practice…

The new pandemic…

Only two dozen?

I’d get my oil changed there just for that…

Seems reasonable…

Trolling level: Grand Master…

I’d give the kid an “A”…

Eternal truths, #2,678,354…

Sadly, it has already been replaced by a 50…

Film at 11?

Great moments in sign painting…

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department for this week:

Triple awwwww….

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.  I hope you don’t mind my plugging my book every Sunday, but I don’t have a major publisher promoting it—no multi-million dollar Jill Biden, diplomat extrordinaire, advances for me–and it really is a good book.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written.  This week, accidental student writings:

“The bowels are a, e, I, o, u, and sometimes w and y.’” 

“The first scene I would like to analize occurs in Heart of Darkness.’”

“The death of Francis McComber was a turning point in his life.’”

“The Gorgons have long snakes in their hair.  They looked like women, only more horrible.”

“The Puritans thought every event significant because it was a massage from God.”

“The divine wind protected Japan by sinking the fleet of invading Mongrels.”

“During the years 1933-38, there were domestic problems at home as well as abroad.”

“The difference between a king and a president is that a king is the son of his father, but a president isn’t.”

These days we need humor more than ever.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!