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It happened right after he beat down Corn Pop, and he drove himself to the clinic in a semi.  So that’s what they’re calling them now, “incarcerated persons?”

Everybody else in the photo is an FBI agent or informant…

Gee, I wonder why?

She doesn’t need to do that.  It will be decided before she gets there…

Probably too much Viagra…

Thank goodness Joe kept this promise…

Probably better than free speech…

Well, Joe did promise to make all military vehicles
climate friendly…

I knew it…

I knew this too…

Ah, the good old days…

Epic Twitter beat down of the year…

The horror…

Wailing, gnashing of teeth and rending garments at Twitter HQ…

Ode to Joy?

If you’re not reading Day By Day Cartoon every day, here’s an example of why you should…

Well, that explains a lot…

Weeeell…

I don’t think they have deductions for that yet…

I guess global warming is real…

I’m sure the watering can is mandated…

Where are the Dutch masters when you need them…

It’s so crazy it just might work…

Where’s the Force when you need it?

Where’s Batman when you need him?

It certainly wouldn’t be surprising…

Criminal masterminds, #2,892,761…

Layers and layers of editors and fact checkers…

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…

Awwwww….

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.  I hope you don’t mind my plugging my book every Sunday, but I don’t have a major publisher promoting it—no multi-million dollar Jill Biden advances for me–and it really is a good book.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written.  This week, accidently funny student writings:

“Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf.  He was so deaf he wrote loud music.  He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him.  Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.” 

“France was in a very serious state.  The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened and catapulted into Napoleon.  During the Napoleonic Wars, the crowned heads of Europe were trembling in their shoes.  Then the Spanish gorillas came down from the hills and nipped at Napoleon’s flanks.  Napoleon became very ill with bladder problems and was very tense and unrestrained.  He wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn’t have any children.”

The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the west.  Queen Victoria was the longest queen.  She sat on a thorn for 63 years.  She was a moral woman who practiced virtue.  Her reclining years and finally the end of her life were exemplatory of a great personality.  Her death was the final event which ended her reign.”

“The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions.  People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine.  The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up.  Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of 100 men.  Samuel Morse invented a code of telepathy.  Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the ‘Organ Of The Species.’  Madman Curie discovered radio.  And Karl Marx became one of the Marx brothers.”

“The First World War, caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by an anahist, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.”

These days we need humor more than ever.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!