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And probably more than once too… Why not?  What could possibly go wrong?

Oh.  That too.  Right.

Normal Americans hearing of the demise of the airline mask mandate…

D/S/Cs hearing of the demise of the airline mask mandate…

Gonna have to buy a lot more glue for that one…

No kidding…

The only semi-smart thing Joe ever did…’course that’s why Obama picked him for VP, so it’s apparently a D/S/C tradition…

Perhaps the only thing that could compel me to buy Time Magazine…

Maybe if he starts yelling “death to Israel” and “death to America”?

I hear he’s pretty cheap these days…

Good bird, gooooood bird…

Gee, it’s so hard to tell which will be more effective…

With Bidenflation, that’s about right…

The only thing potentially surprising is that anyone would be surprised…

Well…

She’s certainly running Joe…

Well, he’s as qualified for that as any job he’s had…

I can’t wait to see the Barbie versions…

Or the Disney remakes…

Leftist lawyers too; don’t forget them…

The new normal…

Eeeeeeek!

Good question…

Another good reason to move the whole place to Texas…

2022 in a nutshell…

We can only hope…

Film at 11?

Another definitive sign of our times…

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…

Bringing pie is always a good idea.

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.  I hope you don’t mind my plugging my book every Sunday, but I don’t have a major publisher promoting it—no multi-million dollar Obama advances for me–and it really is a good book.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written.  This week, things people wrote to insurance companies about auto accidents:

“Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn’t have.” 

“A truck backed through my windshield and into my wife’s face.”

In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.”

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished.”

“The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside.  He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing.”

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment”.

“The guy was all over the road.  I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.”

“I saw a slow-moving, sad faced old gentleman, as he bounced off the hood of my car.”

These days we need humor more than ever.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!