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I didn’t expect it to last nearly that long… They’re pulling your, er, leg…
When inflation really gets out of hand…
Understatement of the week:
Another way to tell when inflation is really getting bad…
Something tells me there was no forgiveness in this version…
Yeah, the nerve of those guys!
Priorities…
I didn’t know they had Looney Toons in Brazil…
Nah, that’s a sucker’s bet…
Speaking of suckers…
Any day now…
Why didn’t I think of that?
I think it was suicide…
What could the .1% be thinking?
Never was a medal more deserved…
Do they “take a butt” too?
I remember that…ARGGHHHHH!
I remember that too…
I guess it’s better than calling everybody Deplorable…
Uh…
Probably the most coherent thing she’s ever said…
What an insurrection…
You know, ice fishing is sounding more interesting all the time…
Layers and layers of editors and fact checkers…
Why not? It’s not like they’re doing space or anything…
Ooops…
And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…
Awwwwwwww!
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know. I hope you don’t mind my plugging my book every Sunday, but I don’t have a major publisher promoting it—no multi-million dollar Obama advances for me–and it really is a good book.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written. This week, advertising signs:
At restaurant gas stations throughout the nation: “Eat here and get gas.”
In a New Hampshire jewelry store: “Ears pierced while you wait.”
On the wall of a Baltimore estate: “Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.–Sisters of Mercy.”
In a Florida maternity ward: “No children allowed.”
In a New York medical building: “Mental health prevention center.”
On a window of a New Hampshire hamburger restaurant: “Yes, we are open. Sorry for the inconvenience”.
On an Indiana shopping mall marquee: “Archery tournament. Ears pierced.”
In a Maine restaurant: “Open seven days a week and weekends.”
These days we need humor more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every day in between!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
I thought it was very ironic that one could not watch CNN on CNN+.
Dear John Allison Priester:
I sort of doubt they were worried about overexposure to their “talent.”