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We begin this edition of Too Stupid To Survive with—who else?—Temporary President Biden. After a recent speech, Biden turned to his right and extended his hand to shake…with no one. Confused, he turned behind him and again extended his hand, to no one. He wandered, obviously disoriented, for a bit, and eventually wobbled away, stage left.
Politifact and other “fact checkers” claimed he was merely gesturing to the audience. Who you gonna believe? Them or your own lyin’ eyes, or your own lying’ bank accounts?
At a White House Easter egg hunt, Biden was accosted by the Easter Bunny. Notice the look of horror on his face:
The “bunny” was one of his staffers who rushed in when he got off topic. She forced him away from the crowd. The Babylon Bee, as usual, got it right:
Donald Trump Jr. had some fun with the Easter Bunny, and D/S/Cs fell for it:
At a speech in Iowa, a bird bombed Biden:
His handlers claimed it was corn, not bird poop, but corn. Apparently corn routinely flies about indoors in Iowa. Many had fun with that one:
And The Babylon Bee, as always, was definitive:
In another speech, Biden was, well, Biden:
In yet another speech, he demonstrated he is in command of foreign affairs:
And, folks — (applause) — let me close with what I’ve long said: America is a nation that can be defined in a single word. I was in the foothi- — foot- — excuse me, in the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping, traveling with him. (Inaudible) traveled 17,000 miles when I was Vice President at the time. I don’t know that for a fact.
And we were sitting alone. I had an interpreter and he had an interpreter. And he looked at me. In all seriousness, he said,’“Can you define America for me?’ And I said what many of you heard me say for a long time. I said, ‘Yes, I can, in one word: possibilities.’ (Applause.) ‘Possibilities.’ That, in America, everyone should be able to go as far as their hard work and God-given talent will take them. And possibilities. We’re the only ones. That’s why we’re viewed as the ‘ugly Americans’: We think anything is possible. (Laughter.)
China is going to invade us any day now. More from the same event:
And where would any edition of TSTS be without Kamala Harris?
I’m sure we all acknowledge that we must acknowledge that. We could do this 24/7/365:
At Vandenburg Space Force base, she told the troops about space—between her ears:
She has no idea what she thinks:
Thank goodness the Capitol Police are on the job:
The parachuting stunt was part of the pregame demonstration at Nationals Park, where the Nationals were hosting the Arizona Diamondbacks. The plane was carrying members of the U.S. Army Golden Knights, who parachuted into the stadium, according to ESPN.
The single-engine aircraft had ‘not coordinated appropriately,’ sources told a CNN reporter. After dropping off the parachutists, the plane ‘then entered the flight exclusion zone, which triggered the alarm,’ as ‘multiple Capitol security officials say there was no heads-up, which they usually get. That triggered the alarm and prompted the Capitol evacuation,’ said a Fox News reporter.
‘The Federal Aviation Administration’s apparent failure to notify Capitol Police of the pre-planned flyover Nationals Stadium is outrageous and inexcusable. The unnecessary panic caused by this apparent negligence was particularly harmful for Members, staff and institutional workers still grappling with the trauma of the attack on their workplace on January 6th,” House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said in a statement.’
‘Congress looks forward to reviewing the results of a thorough after-action review that determines what precisely went wrong today and who at the Federal Aviation Administration will be held accountable for this outrageous and frightening mistake,’ she added.
“Outrageous and frightening mistake” that caused a Capitol evacuation. Isn’t there anyone working for the Capitol Police, or maybe even a congresscritter or staffer who could look out a window, or perhaps walk outside and spend a few minutes watching so they could say: “Oh. Those guys are just parachuting into the stadium, which is a mile away. No big deal. Back to work.” Nah. That would take common sense and bare basic human competence.
I’m sure Pelosi will demand an invisible force field dome over the whole Capitol complex.
D/S/Cs are working to make themselves more palatable to Normal Americans:
Democrats, who have continuously had messaging problems through the current election cycle, have now blamed messaging itself for their failures months before the general election.
Democrats across the country are claiming they have ‘done a lousy job at highlighting their accomplishments in a year plus of unified power in Washington’ and are using that as the source of their problems leading up to the November midterm elections, according to the Hill.
Riiiight! Their problems couldn’t possibly be due to their policies, which are perfect and infallible. Nor could they be due to their support and defense of lunatics. They just haven’t hit on the right gaslighting to trick the rubes.
Other D/S/Cs have come up with a brilliant plan to make people like them:
We almost didn’t believe this was real, but it looks like it is. Adbusters is offering up the SUV Flat Tire Challenge with the mission being not to win individual converts but ‘to engender a systematic aversion to SUVs.’ They even give you steps on how to go neighborhood to neighborhood letting the air out of people’s tires as a careful escalation against climate change. Leave an anonymous note, of course, but walk away.
Big Tex got it right:
President Joe Biden is expected to announce a temporary pause on an environmental rule that regulates gasoline mix Tuesday, the White House announced.
Biden is set to announce that the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) will allow energy providers to supply gas stations with 15% ethanol blend fuel throughout the summer, during an event in Menlo, Iowa, on Tuesday, according to a White House fact sheet. Gasoline with 15% ethanol — which has been bannedfor a decade under the Clean Air Act — will be allowed between June 1 and Sept. 15 as a result of Biden’s action.
‘The President is committed to doing everything he can to address the pain Americans are feeling at the pump as a result of Putin’s Price Hike,’ the White House said. ‘The Administration’s strategy to spur the development of homegrown biofuels is critical to expanding Americans’ options for affordable fuel in the short-term and to building real energy independence in the long-term by reducing our reliance on fossil fuels.’
Right. In a worldwide food crisis—remember Joe telling us we’re going to have food shortages?—he’s forcing farmers to waste corn on ethanol. Brilliant. Oh, and E-15 is only available at around 1% of the nation’s gas stations. The stuff is so corrosive it requires special handling and damages engines. And on the “religion is going to Hell” front:
It was inevitable that Leftist divinity students, marinating as they are in the relentless insanity of the Left’s pet causes, would end up making gods in their own image: gay, woke, and whatever else the Left is idolizing at the moment. Duke Divinity School is affiliated with the United Methodist Church, which is already like being affiliated with the Maoists (gay, gender-fluid Maoists, that is), so it was the perfect place for a recent ‘Pride worship service’ in which participants offered prayers to ‘the Great Queer One.’
Hope Rawlson of the Institute for Religion & Democracy reported Tuesday that the Pride worship service was designed to proclaim ‘God’s acceptance and support for LGBTQ relationships.’ The bizarre service was the brainchild of Divinity Pride, a Duke student group that ‘affirms the dignity, faithfulness, and strength of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans, Queer/Questioning, Intersex, Asexual, and gender/sexuality non-conforming Christians! We are committed to intersectional advocacy, education, and support for queer people and our allies specifically in the Divinity School, but with a Kingdom-reaching vision. We facilitate educative dialogues for the whole community, and we are here to support anyone who is reconciling their gender/sexuality and faith, facing persecution, or desiring a safe space.’
I’m not in the habit of trying to speak for the Almighty, but somehow, I don’t think God is impressed. He’s probably not impressed with this either:
Former MSNBC pundit and host of the ‘Touré Show’ podcast, Touré Neblett had an interesting reaction to the aftermath of the recent Brooklyn subway attack that left five people critically wounded and many more injured on Tuesday.
Though police have yet to bring him into custody, they’ve identified 62-year-old Frank James as the suspect. But the detail of the alleged shooter that most interested the former MSNBC host was the person’s skin color.
But of course! The attempted murderer being black messed up the narrative! The FBI is on the job, as usual:
The suspect in the Brooklyn subway shooting was on the FBI’s terrorist radar in New Mexico until 2019, according to a report – and was cleared after ‘multiple interviews’.
Great job FBI! In the “could they be more delusional?” department:
Sunday on ABC’s ‘This Week,’ Democratic strategist Donna Brazile weighed in on the upcoming midterm elections.
Brazile claimed that the GOP was ‘essentially running on fumes’ from the ‘energy’ of the so-called ‘big lie’ of 2020. She argued that, on the other hand, Democrats ‘are running on the economy that’s roaring back’ and ‘fighting inflation.’
You have to give this guy at least a little credit for keeping his clothes on…
I know I always read the newspaper while reclining on the floor in shirt, tie and dress slacks while drinking coffee. It’s every dictator’s dream to have unrestrained free speech…
And finally, who the hell thought hiring this—whatever—as a teacher was a good idea in the first place?
But no one is grooming children in schools, no sir.
Too stupid to survive.