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Maybe he’ll do better than the current crop of biology PhDs…  DSC economics…

This was inevitable…

So was this…

And this…

This too…

We can only hope this is inevitable…

I think that was in an episode in the original series…

Coming to America…

Never underestimate Biden’s ability to f**k things up…

Suuuuure he did…

When even OPEC won’t take your calls…

Nope.  Not even gonna try…

Karma…

Practicing for WWIII…

So that’s how they do it…

Awwww…

Animal abuse…

And ride busses…

The media cut this clip from the SOTU…

Of course…

Science!

Good and hard…

I’m always looking for moments to yes…

Sneaky…

What are you, some kind of Putin stooge?

Yeah, this sums up 2022…

Yup…

Do they have a good insurance plan?

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…

Awwwwwwww!

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written.  This week, more inadvertently funny student writings:

“Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefield of Gaul.  The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king.  Dying, he gasped out the words “Tee hee, Brutus.”  Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them.”

“Then came the middle ages, when everyone was middle aged.  King Alfred conquered the Dames.  King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery with brave knights on prancing horses and beautiful women.  King Harold mustarded his troops before the Battle of Hasting.  Joan of Arc was canonized by Bernard Shaw.  And victims of the blue-bonnet plague grew boobs on their necks.  Finally, Magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same offense.”

“In midevil times most people were alliterate.  The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature.  During this time, people put on morality plays about ghosts goblins, virgins and other mythical creatures.  Another story was about William Tell, who shot an arrow though an apple while standing on his son’s head.”

“The clown in As You Like It is named Touchdown, and Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet.”

“Abraham Lincoln became America’s greatest precedent.  Lincoln’s mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands.  When Lincoln was president, he wore only a tall silk hat.  He said ‘In onion there is strength.’”

 These days we need humor more than ever.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every day in between!