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Gee, that might have made a difference!  This won’t…

I was wondering about this…

And now, another SMM public service announcement…

Putin did it!

I like the new car instructions that warn against drinking the contents of the battery…

Just in case you don’t realize what a bullet we dodged…

I have a puppy in my van; do you want to see it?

Hold my ice cream…

Of course he did…

Of course he did…

Wise beyond his years…

And national security, energy independence, physical safety, world peace…

Sadly, yes, I can…

And racism; don’t forget racism…

There’s nothing so uncommon as common sense…

Advice that will come in handy…

And they wonder why we don’t trust the media…

And they wonder why we don’t trust Biden…

Inflation, food shortages, racial division, rampant crime…

That’s a good question…

How about chest feeders?

TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE!

I didn’t know there was anything faster…

And they wonder why we don’t trust the media…

We can only hope…

Planning ahead?

Butt masks and way, way distant social distancing?

We have to.  Venezuela already told Biden to sod off…

It was inevitable…

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…

Awwwwwwww!

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written.  This week, some inadvertently funny student writings:

“A virgin forest is a place where the hand of man has never set foot.”

“Although the patient had never been fatally ill before, he woke up dead.”

“I expected to enjoy the film, but that was before I saw it.”

“Arabs wear turbines on their heads.”

“The problem with intersexual swimming is the boys often outstrip the girls.”

 These days we need humor more than ever.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every day in between!