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Too late.  Also too late…

It would only be fair, after all…

Those are the breaks, Fidel Jr…

Not happening in America; we have guns too…

Lower your expectations…

Yeah, I hate it when that happens…

It costs that much?  Inflation really is out of control…

Biden’s couldn’t be found with an electron microscope…

Layers and layers of editors and fact checkers…

If these are adults, we need to amend the Constitution to allow kindergarteners to run for president…

Well, that explains Afghanistan and Ukraine…

So does that…

So does that…

I laughed until I cried because this is entirely plausible…

I hope this is…

Nah, it would interfere with battling Climate Change…

I see Joe is giving his usual gun advice…

And if you don’t like that science, wait until the next D/S/C internal poll is released…

Nope.  Still can’t figure out why no one trusts the media…

Now that’s unfair.  They’re grossly overestimating Biden…

“Misinterpreted?!?

Are your expectations low enough?

I was trying to think of something funny to say about this one…

Now that’s unfair too.  The Abrams tank should be more of a pink shade…

To be fair, it’s easy to confuse the two…

And so they have…

Mulch your way to eternity?

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department for this week…

We could have that kind of domestic bliss if only everyone would obey the Constitution, support the rule of law and mind their own damned business, but nooooooooooooo!

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written.  This week, some headlines from the media, who as you know, have layers and layers of editors and fact checkers, unlike guys like me in their pajamas:

“Grandmother of eight makes hole in one.”

“Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing.”

“Complaints about NBA referees growing ugly.”

“Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.”

“Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan.”

 These days we need humor more than ever.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every day in between!