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Afghanistan, angry moms, Asian skaters, bouncy castles, buffalo guy, Canada, Chicago field trip, Covid, DIE, ice fishing prostitution, joe biden, Kamala Harris, Milley, Putin, RCMP, Russia, Ukraine, Zuckerberg
Yeah, it’s a mystery for sure. This, however, was inevitable…
So was this, but at least the logistics will be manageable…
Or Ukraine…
Not the RCMP’s finest moment…
And now for a SMM public service announcement…
Mom, I don’t think I want to go on that field trip…
Fauci?
Nah, Putin couldn’t be blackmailing Joe—could he?
Don’t forget Russia and China…
We’re in the best of hands…
See what I mean?
A picture is worth…
Of course, but it’s the zero that gets TV time…
Film at 11?
It’s only surprising Putin waited so long to attack Ukraine…
Under the Harris/Biden/Whoever Administration, sure…
I love moms…
So that’s why he changed the name to “Meta”…
Good advice for our times…
Signs of our times…
Nah. This one is too easy…
So, Asian ice skating supremacy?
Oh noes!
More signs of our times…
Of course…
It’s either that or put the stupid people on the Supreme Court…
I’m surprised it took this long…
And in the “awwwwwwww” department for this week…
We could have that kind of domestic bliss if only everyone would obey the Constitution, support the rule of law and mind their own damned business, but nooooooooooooo!
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written. This week, some great bloopers from church bulletins:
“Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on Oct. 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in school days.”
“Next Sunday morning Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on “It’s a terrible experience.”
“Due to the Rector’s illness, Wednesday healing services will be discontinued until further notice.”
“Tuesday at 5 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk, please come early.”
“The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.”
These days we need humor more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every day in between!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
Ever hear of a window opening and narrowing at the same time?
Maybe diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain are contagious and she caught them from Brandon.
Dear Tom:
It’s horrifying to realize this woman was the Attorney General of California. On second thought, her kind of intellect is about par for the course in the People’s Republic of California.
Even scarier: Ms. Harris’s opponent in the race for Senator for California was even more of an unhinged D/S/C than she is.
Dear March Hare:
Such a thing exists?