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That sort of thing takes a lot of time and high-level planning…  So did this…

Of course not…

It was called “Global Cooling” back then…

That’s understandable…

Love me some DBD…

Master of disguise…

Honey, I’m a dictator…”

The only thing I might watch professional football to see…

It was a miracle to survive the worst thing since WWII…

It was the next logical move…

So is this…

And this…

I just love celebrations…

And blueberries, especially this kind…

Talk about revealing statistics…

Who is going to enforce that one after about two minutes?

Yeah, but she’s famous, so shut up you vax denying racist!

A picture is worth a thousand words…

See what I mean?

Must have been an Olympic athlete…

The evolution of weaponry…

Yup…

I’m surprised it’s still attached to the wall…

Nah.  It’s not that organized or competent…

Well, “Resident Alien” certainly supports that theory…

“…wipe drool from chin, smile…”

 And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…

We could have that kind of domestic bliss if only everyone would obey the Constitution, support the rule of law and mind their own damned business, but nooooooooooooo!

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s book Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written.  This week, some great headlines from the media, who have layers and layers of editors and fact checkers:

“Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole In One.”

“Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing.’”

“Doctor Testifies In Horse Suit.”

“Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers.”

“S. Florida Illegal Aliens Cut In Half By New Law.”

That’s our flawless media.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every day in between!