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I’m getting seriously concerned, gentle readers, about how easy it is to fill the articles in this series, and how much serous stupidity I have to edit out every time. This one leads this week:
The Biden administration is set to fund the distribution of crack pipes to drug addicts as part of its plan to advance ‘racial equity.’
But of course, because D/S/Cs think all black people are crackheads!
The $30 million grant program, which closed applications Monday and will begin in May, will provide funds to nonprofits and local governments to help make drug use safer for addicts. Included in the grant, which is overseen by the Department of Health and Human Services, are funds for ‘smoking kits/supplies.’ A spokesman for the agency told the Washington Free Beaconthat these kits will provide pipes for users to smoke crack cocaine, crystal methamphetamine, and ‘any illicit substance.’
They’re now denying crack pipes were ever part of these ‘smoking kits/supplies.’ Who you gonna believe, them, or what they say and do before they get caught?
HHS said the kits aim to reduce the risk of infection when smoking substances with glass pipes, which can lead to infections through cuts and sores. Applicants for the grants are prioritized if they treat a majority of ‘underserved communities,’ including African Americans and ‘LGBTQ+ persons,’ as established under President Joe Biden’s executive order on ‘advancing racial equity.’
Oh, so everybody but white, Normal Americans are crackheads too?
As the Bay Area continues to struggle under the weight of its homelessness crisis, officials and nonprofits are asking local residents to do more than hand out meals or donate spare change. They’re asking them to open up their homes.
I know if I lived in the Bay Area, I’d be delighted to open my home to drug addicted, insane criminals who poop and piss on the sidewalk. I mean, what could go wrong? I’m sure Nancy Pelosi and her pals will be the first to open their homes. She has plenty of ice cream to share in those two massive freezers. And speaking again of crackheads:
The U.S. declared last year that the actions against Uyghur Muslims in the Xinjiang region of China as genocide. But according to ESPN’s J. A. Adande, committing genocide against Uyghurs is no worse than red states requiring voter ID.
But of course! January 6, where no one died except several innocent protesters murdered by the Capitol Police, is exactly like Pearl Harbor and 9-11, so genocide is exactly like voter ID to people who think everyone ought to carry tax passports! And speaking of cocaine:
The National Institutes of Health is facing a bipartisan congressional probe for spending $2.5 million in taxpayer funds on a study that injected beagle puppies with cocaine, according to a copy of the investigation obtained exclusively by the Washington Free Beacon.
The National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA), an NIH offshoot, was recently found to have conducted a study in which it ‘spent roughly $2.5 million of taxpayers’ money on cruel tests on six-month-old beagle puppies,’ according to the investigation by 15 House lawmakers, led by Reps. Nancy Mace (R., S.C.) and Brendan Boyle (D., Pa.). ‘These tests entailed force-feeding puppies an experimental drug and injecting them with cocaine to study the interaction between the two compounds.’
The dogs were either killed or “recycled” for other tortures. What sort of monster would do this? What sort of monster would authorize and fund it? We know the answers, don’t we? Science and its embodiment Dr. Fauci, but you can absolutely trust them because they have your welfare in mind. Puppies, not so much. Actually Americans, not at all. And speaking of science:
After testing seven ways to make masks seal better around the face, researchers found that a pair of hosiery does the trick best.
Could we look even more like pre-Covid armed robbers? I bet duct tape would work even better. If D/S/Cs weren’t panicked into changing the “science” by their plummeting poll numbers, I’m sure mandatory duct tape would be next.
No fewer than three NPR writers worked on this vital, breaking story. At least one NPR editor had to approve it. I haven’t listened to NPR since the Car Talk guys went off the air, and then, only to hear their show. Yes, these people really are this obsessed and insane, and this is irrefutable proof. What sort of lunatic worries about this sort of thing when they’re clicking on an emoji? This is particularly loony:
A woman after Joe Biden’s backward heart. Slash 18 tires, empty the gas tanks, arrest the drivers, and then move the trucks. Yeah. That’ll work. And since when does government maliciously destroy and steal private property? I know; I know… Are we sure she wasn’t in charge of the withdrawal from Afghanistan? But that wasn’t nearly enough:
Uh-huh. And then she, like so many other D/S/Cs, realized she needs, for the time being, to appear to be just a little less crazy:
So steal their property, vandalize their trucks and make it impossible for them to make a living, for their families to eat, but she’s no vigilante, certainly not. She certainly is, however, a terrible, terrible, pathologically angry, hate-filled person. It would be wise, gentle readers, to remember between now and the mid-terms, the D/S/Cs pretending to be sane are doing just that: pretending. Kayyem is who and what they are, now and absolutely after the election if they retain power. Inside every D/S/C is a totalitarian monster scratching to get out.
But Joe didn’t send any diplomats. Isn’t that a strong enough message?
And they’re locking up athletes in third world hovels and feeding them food unfit for household pets. Where are American useful idiots? You’re kidding, right?
Yes, but I’m sure it’s only because the “science” has changed, not at all because D/S/Cs have suddenly realized if they don’t at least look a little less crazy and tyrannical, the 2022 midterm shellacking is going to be a massacre.
Uh-oh. This guy didn’t get the memo. Were I the parents of this district… well, I’m not going to say what I’d do, but this idiot better learn, and fast, you don’t mess with American’s kids or pets. What a horrible person.
No, it couldn’t be crude politics, could it? Surely it must be an unexpected and blindingly fast change in the “science?”
Next up: “It was Republicans all along. We never wanted to mask anyone, just like we never wanted to defund the police!” “We don’t hate Donald Trump, Americans and America!” Nah. That would be a bridge too far.
Why am I not surprised this happened in California? What kind of monsters would do this to kids? D/S/Cs, of course. Sue the bastards. Sue them until they bleed. Speaking of monsters:
Democrat President Joe Biden restored a sanctions waiver to the Islamic Republic of Iran, the world’s leading state sponsor of terrorism, on Friday, as the administration desperately tries to get Iran to re-enter a nuclear deal.
‘The waiver, which was rescinded by the Trump administration in May 2020, had allowed Russian, Chinese and European companies to carry out non-proliferation work at Iranian nuclear sites,’ Reuters reported. ‘The waiver was needed to allow for technical discussions that were key to the talks about return to the deal formally known as the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA).’
So let’s see: Biden abandons the only secure airbase in Afghanistan and pulls out our troops before even thinking about rescuing Americans and allies stuck behind Taliban lines. And now he gives the Mad Mullahs about 30 billion in the hope they’ll agree to talk about resurrecting the utterly failed 2015 Obama nuclear non-deal. The Iranians are about a week from having enough nuclear materials to build a bomb. Doing it backwards. That’s the key to national security! But why would Biden do something like that?
Oh. But Joe is sane about the Bill of Rights? Right?
Oh. And no Joe, firearms manufacturers are liable for suits for the same reasons any manufacturer is. You just can’t use lawfare to sue them out of existence for the acts of third parties about which they have no knowledge or control. That’s an actual federal law passed by D/S/Cs and Republicans when D/S/Cs at least pretended to be sane. Normal Americans, including women, hate women, right?
To be clear, pro-gun activists don’t disagree with us because they actually believe we want to take their guns away. They hate us because we’re women.
So said gun grabber Shannon Watts. Nah. It’s because you want to take our guns away. Being women who want to do that is incidental. So how are things on the only border Joe Biden doesn’t want to protect?
Oh. But it can’t be that bad, can it?
Oh. But c’mon man! Joe can’t be that incompetent or evil, can he?
Oh. But I hear Kamala Harris is the new Ukraine Czar?
Despite no meaningful progress in either of her previous assignments handling the southern border crisis or the fight against Republican voting legislation, the White House is dispatching Vice President Kamala Harris to Europe to lead the response to the Ukraine crisis.
Wow. Remember Kamala’s Pepe LePew accent when she visited France? I can hardly wait to hear her fake Ukrainian accent! I’m thinking something like Boris and Natasha. Get moose and squirrel! And speaking of commies:
No. No they don’t.
Yes, yes we might, and any day now, particularly since Kamala is in charge. Oh, and you might recall gentle readers, China and Russia just became allies. I’m sure Kamala will handle that with her usual brilliance… And speaking of brilliance:
Snodgrass is a Wisconsin state representative. I wonder who whacked her with the reality stick?
Oh sure. It was “lacking in nuance and easily misinterpreted.” This used be known by a quaint and antiquated term: “lying.” The polling on that one must have been horrible, or maybe the science in Wisconsin just changed overnight? Voting does, why not science? And speaking of changing:
The editorial posted Saturday stands with Cheney and Kinzinger, who have sided with Democrats and joined the House Jan. 6 select committee, even though Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., broke tradition and stripped Republican leadership of the right to appoint the panel’s minority members.
National Review did not criticize the House Democrats for not seeking accountability for the one in charge of Capitol security on Jan. 6 — Pelosi.
Hmmm. National Review used to be a “conservative” publication didn’t it? NBC never was:
Trump has been gone for a year. What’s their excuse for hating America and Americans now? And what’s her excuse?
OK, OK, it’s unfair to pick on the elderly and mentally infirm. Sorry. I’m not excusing this guy though:
President Biden’s plan to make combatting climate change a ‘whole of government agenda’ resulted in Americans shelling out more than $1,000 extra in energy costs last year, according to a new report by conservative think tank Heartland Institute.
Mr. Biden’s climate change policies coupled with rising inflation contributed to the highest single-year increase in energy costs in decades, found the analysis by the Heartland Institute.
‘Rapidly rising energy prices are no accident, but instead the predictable result of Joe Biden’s war on energy,’ said James Taylor, the president of the Heartland Institute.
If our enemies wanted to destroy America, and they do, what, exactly, would they be doing differently than Biden and his handlers? OK, OK, I’m not excusing Pelosi either. And in Canada:
Yeah, but that’s different because shut up you racist! Infrastructure:
They knew this bridge was dangerous and it was slated to be fixed, but they spent the money on Greenie priorities instead. Oops. And speaking of priorities:
Sam Brinton (‘they/them’), had some ‘pretty BIG news’ for his friends and followers on LinkedIn recently: ‘I have accepted the offer to serve as the Deputy Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy for the Department of Energy. In this role I’ll be doing what I always dreamed of doing, leading the effort to solve the nation’s nuclear waste challenges.’ Brinton also noted proudly that he would ‘even be (to my knowledge) the first gender fluid person in federal government leadership.’ He is much more than that. He is, to the best of my knowledge, the first drag queen and the first person to discuss his affinity for sex with animals to hold an office of the public trust.
I generally don’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors, but I’m wondering that qualifications this guy—or whatever—has to protect our nuclear waste beyond being a particularly perverse drag queen, or were those “they/them’s” qualifications? Or maybe D/S/Cs are just blatantly trying to piss off Americans and encourage our enemies? If the Russians and Chinese had any doubt that America is decadent, weak and ready for conquest, they don’t anymore.
Too stupid to survive.