Tags

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Aw.  And she was so good on “The View.”  Putin hasn’t seen our new drag uniforms either…

Uh…

Me too, Kurt!

I was going to say this was cruel but true, but Biden and his handlers wanted this, so all’s fair in veggies and war…

That’s show biz!

Layers and layers of editors and fact checkers…

Yeah!

I knew the CDC wasn’t being entirely honest…

It’s only equitable…

Now that’s forward thinking…

Cruelty to animals department…

Cruelty to Americans department…

Love me some Day By Day…

That settles the gorilla sentience debate…

Uh…

Yup…

It’s a new world…

On second thought, maybe it’s not…

A weekend at the Post Office?

If you’re history literate, you get this one…

If you’ve ever used super glue, you get this one…

Must be the new Clinton immunity treatment I’ve been hearing so much about…

It’s only logical…

Because…?

Because of course they do…

Russian sense of humor…

Cause and effect, or just absent minded?

It is time for us to mock Kamala Harris, and that time is…

And in the just because it’s cute—and feeling guilty—department…

Nancy Pelosi has announced she’s only going to allow 25 people to be present for Joe Biden’s State Of The Union speech.   Ha ha ha!

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

Starting this week, I’ll be providing a bit of humor from Richard Lederer’s book Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written.  This week, more quotes from people writing to state welfare agencies:

“I cannot get sick pay.  I have six children.  Can you tell me why?”

“Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for a year and has been visited regularly by the clergy.”

“Please find for certain if my husband is dead.  The man I am now living with can’t eat or do anything till he knows.”

“My husband got his project cut off two weeks ago and I haven’t had any relief since.”

“I want my money as quick as I can get it.  I’ve been in bed with the doctor for two weeks and he doesn’t do me any good.  If things don’t improve, I will have to send for another doctor.”

I’m sure that can be arranged.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every day in between!