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Beatles, Brutus, CDC, Covid, fatphobia, Gavin Newsom, Hunter biden, Insurrection, joe biden, Julius Caesar, Kamala Harris, Karl Marx, Kyle Rittenhouse, Lego, Les Paul, Nowhere Man, OSHA, Peter Doocy, president's day, Richard Lederer, Sharknado, Storm Trooper, The resistance, Tofu, Ukraine
I can see the future history books talking about how WWII began when Doocy deployed a compound complex question in a surprise attack as Biden shuffled out of the room. Speaking of future history…
I come to praise Covid, not to shut it down…
And if you step on a piece, you burst into flames too…
Is that a Les Paul in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me…
Isn’t he a bit like you and me? Nah!
NO! That would provoke a nuclear exchange!
So might this…
You’re gonna need a bigger helicopter…
And it couldn’t happen to a worse bureaucracy…
Somehow I don’t think he’s going to get any…
Thank God…
Always good advice, particularly for the French…
No Viagra?
Great moments in institutional memory…
Wasn’t that the time travel episode with a three hour cruise?
Of course, because being fat in a hunter-gatherer world was such an advantage…
Maybe if we showed this picture of our military might to the Russians they shouldn’t dare attack Ukraine?
You mean Sharknado is real?!
Yeah, but we’ve never tried real Karl Marx…
Deranged? Despicable? Dictatorial? Dipshit?
That’s what makes it so dangerous…
I’m up for this…
There’s such a thing as uninverted pork rectums with bones?
Was there a hissy fit?
That’s a dangerous question…
Gotta read the fine print…
Who coulda thunk it?
Maybe they just needed extra fiber in their diets?
And in the just because it’s cute department for this week…
Joe Biden called Peter Doocy of Fox News a “stupid son of a bitch” this week for asking a question about inflation. Ha ha ha!
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
Starting this week, I’ll be providing a bit of humor from Richard Lederer’s book Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written. This week, quotes from people writing to state welfare agencies:
“I’m glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead.”
“In accordance with your instructions I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.”
“I am very much annoyed to find you have branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born.”
“Unless I get my money soon, I will be forced to live an immortal life.”
“You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make a difference?”
Not these days. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every day in between!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
My Sunday is complete once again.
Dear mickmar21:
Glad to hear it!
Heck, I’d rather have one of those paintings by the raccoon than anything of Hunter’s!
Dear Maoz:
He certainly looks happier, and is no doubt, sober.
Happy Sunday!
Reading the meme about Karl Marx, I suddenly realized why so many Marxist women hate men. Marx was a dead-beat husband and father, allowing his wife and several children to starve while he did “research” and wrote in the British Library. During the 1960’s, many “radical” men followed in Marx’s example. I’d be pissed off, too, if my husband did the same. Of course, I chose wisely. 😁
Dear March Hare:
Good for you. So did I!