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Will Rogers famously said he never met a man he didn’t like. Here are two more he never met:
I didn’t know that!
I did know that…
Sadly for the hostile aliens, they didn’t realize masks don’t work…
Woman?
What better evidence is there?
Hey, that’s right!
Well, newspaper space is scarce; you have to have priorities…
Like this:
By the time you read this, New Yorkers could not care less…
Good point…
I don’t think this means what Dan thinks this means…
Well there’s…uh…I mean…uh…how about…uh…
That does make building a nation somewhat easier…
Inevitable, when D/S/Cs are in charge…
What other reason could there possibly be for having children?
Here’s another story hidden on A22…
That wascally wabbit!
I want to see video of the birth, and the slam…
Didn’t there used to be something about a “war on women?”
So what’s your point?
I’m only surprised it took that long…
Video at 11?
It was bound to happen some day…
You can tell that aurally?
Yup…
And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department:
If you haven’t had quite enough humor, take this link to Dave Barry’s annual review of the previous year’s news.
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. It would make a great Christmas Present for the readers in your family. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
I hope the Funnies are providing at least a little ray of light with which to begin the week.
I hope you had a wonderful and safe New Year’s Eve, and you’ll return every Sunday, and every other day, for a bit of humor and hope. As I always told my students, we can’t control everything, but we can absolute control whether we’re optimistic or pessimistic, whether we approach each day with a smile, or in the depths of despair.
Stately McDaniel Manor 
and just like that Sunday morning got a little better :)
That last one seems a bit disrespectful of Chuck Yeager.
I loved his cameo in the movie.
Dear Elmer Fudd:
I’m sure Ramirez was merely contrasting how poorly Biden fares when compared with a real American hero, using that iconic image of Yeager from the movie.