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Strange how death turns everybody Democrat.  Of course; it’s the media.

Wait, the media wouldn’t do that…would they?

Wait, our government wouldn’t do that…would they?

Man: the adaptable animal…

Is this why nobody trust scientists anymore?

Aw.  “Gay” used to be a perfectly respectable word…

“Leaky”?

You know, I noticed that…

Yup.  Noticed that too…

Hey!  I have that superpower too!

I love the classics…

Doin’ this soon…

Climate change: is there anything it isn’t, or can’t do?

They could have saved time by just noting “every damned thing”…

So what’s your point?

I’d hate to imagine what would have made him worse…

That ought to do it…

That too…

Considering how berserk things already are, probably not…

That’s considerate of her…

Yup…

Yup…

And change your underwear three times a day and wear it on the outside so we can check…

Get ready, Comrades…

That’s an immigration policy I could get behind…the beautiful women part, I mean…

Covid: just like climate change…

Signs of our times…

And in the just because it’s cute department…

Did you hear the one about how Biden thinks Americans ought to pay their fair share for gas?  Yeah.  That’s not funny, which is why we need the Funnies more all the time.

One of the things I miss about teaching is no longer collecting gems of unintentional humor from the writings of my students.  For your amusement, here are a few more from the past:

“It’s a great achievement when I clean my room.”

“You’re invited to Mrs. Smith’s baby shower. Bring diapers and wipes for her sweet little bottom.”

“Asgard has fountains of Coca Cola.”

“Trump is the archetype of a Cheeto.”

“The Winter Solstice makes people who enjoy it gay.”

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  It would make a great Christmas Present for the readers in your family.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

I hope the Funnies are providing at least a little ray of light with which to begin the week. 

 Fun idea: Call the White House and explain exactly how much your fair share for gas is.

As always, the Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here at this scruffy little blog every day.