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"fact checkers", Chernobyl, climate change, Die Hard, Elon Musk, Fauci, FBI, gas prices, Gavin Newsom, joe biden, John Kennedy, Jussie Smollett, Let's go Brandon, lowered expectations, package tracking, Stalin, Uncle Fester, Vegan Bacon, white supremacist
Joe, apparently memorializing a 2 cent drop in gas prices over 2 whole days. If I weren’t already retired, I could now!
With these kinds of savings, I’ll have enough for a Tesla in about, oh, 1497 years or so…
Let’s go Los Angeles firefighter!
I’m beginning to like this Musk guy…
Not beginning to like these guys(?)…
You have to appreciate a billionaire with a sense of humor…
You don’t need a DNA test to know the truth…
So that’s what that black government 4-door with two guys wearing cheap suits and sunglasses was doing hanging around my garage…
I wondered about my tracking results when they ended with “aye-aye”…
But fact checkers are independent…
So what’s your point?
I think that falls under cruel and unusual punishment…
Somebody used the wrong pronoun?
Just so long as he doesn’t claim to be the king of rock…
That’s insulting to dipsticks…
That’s kind of like sane Democrats…
I so enjoy inspiring Christmas messages…
It’s encouraging to see Joe at least partially sapient…
Interesting how idioms evolve, isn’t it?
People should be able to illegally immigrate for free too…
Layers and layers of editors and fact checkers…
Where California is concerned, parody is only barely possible…
Be careful this that; you’ll shoot a serial child rapist…
Now if we can only get the government to pay $450,000 for that diagnosis, I’d feel a case of climate change coming on…
Lowered expectations…
Let’s go Nantucket Man!
Oh grocery store manager, I’d like a case of this…
And in the just because it’s cute department…
Did you hear the one about how Americans should thank Biden for a 2 cent decrease in gas prices over two days? Yeah. That’s not funny, which is why we need the Funnies more all the time.
One of the things I miss about teaching is no longer collecting gems of unintentional humor from the writings of my students. For your amusement, here are a few more from the past:
“In Texas, Austin is our tyranny.”
“The manuscript of ‘How To Kill A Mockingbird’ is amazing.”
“It was a tragedy when Achilles was shot in the Iliad.”
“As she slept, droll came from her mouth.”
“For the time period this movie was made, it was mediocre. That made it entertaining.”
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. It would make a great Christmas Present for the readers in your family. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
I hope the Funnies are providing at least a little ray of light with which to begin the week.
Fun idea: Call the White House and offer to donate 2 cents to the treasury.
As always, the Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here at this scruffy little blog every day.
Stately McDaniel Manor 
Re Uncle Fester, I long ago asked myself If Adam Schiff had married AOC what would the kids look like?!
I concede that Congresswoman Cruz does get a bug eyed look when she gets angry or excited. However; I must also acknowledge that she has a spectacular pair of breasts. If we could get her to go topless, she’d have a double bug eyed look.