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Racist Math! And speaking of race…
If you didn’t get this in October, for your kid’s Christmas, too bad…
Always good advice…
Oooops!
But of course!
Arrrrrrrrrrr!
So it wasn’t racism after all?
Science!
And immediately go into warp, yes…
But of course!
Nah. This is too coherent…
And so is this…
well, at least they’re still making bombs…
Nah. Can’t do nearly enough virtue signaling on Zoom…
We can only hope…
Science!
Can’t see enough Winsome; seen plenty of Losesome…
You keep saying that; I don’t think that is the point you think you’re making…
Good boy!
I don’t think Google intended that one…
Emergency preparedness…
Evolution…
CRT math…
What’s next? Cookie Monster yelling “Pfizer”?
I want to see a picture of that…
Yup…
Go Norway Reindeer Herders!
Guess not everything is offshore in a container, waiting to be unloaded…
And in the just because it’s dangerously cute department…
Did you hear the one about how Joe Biden has nominated a Comptroller of the Currency, the bureaucrat responsible for regulating banks, who is a devoted Communist and wants to bankrupt the entire energy production industry? Yeah. That’s not funny, which is why we need the Funnies more all the time.
One of the things I miss about teaching is no longer collecting gems of unintentional humor from the writings of my students. For your amusement, here are a few more from the past:
“I want to be an autocrab.”
“This story gave a new perception to the normal eye as it looked into various unbelievable abilities.”
“The boy didn’t have dopamine in her brain.”
“I got my dejection letter a long time ago.”
“My totem is the platypus, because I sweat milk.”
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
I hope the Funnies are providing at least a little ray of light with which to begin the week.
Fun idea: Call the White House and ask: “Where’s my $450,000 bucks.
As always, the Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here at this scruffy little blog every day.
Stately McDaniel Manor 
One time in a lab class, my professor asked me where my dedication was. I told him, “in the front of the book where it belongs!” (Not the same as a “dejection letter”, but…)
As always the Sunday funnies do not disappoint.