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So that’s why his approval rating is so high!  I knew it!

History…

“These are a few of my favorite things…”

Hey, even Joe Biden said we have to believe in truth over facts, and he’s the Temporary President…

Progress?

We’re going to be seeing a lot more distractions…

What a coincidence!

We know Joe.  We know…

Well, everybody knows that now

The real domestic terrorists…

Yeah, like um…ah…well…um…you know…uh…

I’m still holding out for a flying car…

When KFC is banned, only smugglers will have KFC…

I thought those guys looked familiar…

Except resistance is not futile; it’s mandatory…

Well, that explains a lot…

At least Brandon has unified us…

I didn’t know he was that conscious…

This is excessive discipline for telling the truth…

A rare and mostly incomprehensible dialect…

That would probably be an improvement…

Layers and layers of editors and fact checkers…

Where can I get a print?

I’m from China and I’m here to help?

You get what you pay for…

If you get this, you’re a productive American…

If you couldn’t figure this out without Coke’s help, you’re not…

That’s impossible!  The Taliban promised Joe…

Oh!  You mean attempted murder?

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…

In a country whose Centers For Disease Control identify women as “persons with vaginas” we need all the humor we can get.

One of the things I miss about teaching is no longer collecting gems of unintentional humor from the writings of my students.  For your amusement, here are a few more from the past:

“This shows he felt like a total douche for selling out his friends.”

“So it comes to this.  Writing a five paragraph essay on if John Proctor from the crucible is a good person or not.”

“Jhon got ahold of the bobther and he said that god was die.”

“If you have been accused of something even though you were 110% innocent…well that’s what happened in Salem witch trials but instead of getting grounded they were hanged and pressed to death.”

“When in battle, both heroes are made to wear male armor.”

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

I hope the Funnies are providing at least a little ray of light with which to begin the week. 

 Tactical idea: begin every parent speech before a school board with “your mere existence threatens me. I’m calling the FBI!”

As always, the Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here at this scruffy little blog every day.