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I heard he was leading it.  Yeah.  That’s what I say every time I fill up…

Never underestimate Biden’s ability to Brandon things up…

Then Joe’s handlers told him what the media was reporting, so...

Yes. Yes He is…

To everything there is a season…

It’s already twice…

No, but at least half the country is willing to try…

Well, at least we know who it’s not going to be…

AI in action…

Because it’s all about the science…

Layers and layers of editors and fact checkers…

I get to watch when one of those non-female “people” gives birth…

Sounds legit to me…

How can you tell which is which?

This is why I have a good supply of tin cans and string…

Good to know…

It is puzzling…

So, what’s your point?

A government’s gotta have priorities…

Been there, seen that…

Been there, done that…

Don’t know why anyone would think that…

Priorities…

Apparently getting policy ideas from the Biden/Whoever Administration…

Crikey!  Quacky?

Crikey!

Hmmm.  Cause and effect?

Truth in advertising?

I’m surprised Fauci and Biden were that popular…

But identifies as female?

Yeah, but what did those guys know anyway?

And in the just because it’s cute—and terrifying—department…

In a country that thinks soccer moms are more deadly than jihadists armed with American weapons, we need all the humor we can get.

One of the things I miss about teaching is no longer collecting gems of unintentional humor from the writings of my students.  For your amusement, here are a few more from the past:

“He didn’t want to be remembered as a coward so he requested to be hung.”

“I think this has been one crazy story right here.”

“The people that hnago where not wiche in the first place.”

“When John and Abigail became to ‘know’ each other it meant that he would become a leacher.”

“Now his wife is paying for it since she was blamed for being a which.”

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

I hope the Funnies are providing at least a little ray of light with which to begin the week. 

 Tactical idea: begin every parent speech before a school board with “your mere existence threatens me. I’m calling the FBI!”

As always, the Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here at this scruffy little blog every day.