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Well, U-Hauls cost $10,000 dollars, so why not?  Hope springs eternal…

And if you don’t believe it, just ask government…

Been there, done that…

Diversity!

It would be news if he hadn’t…

Freudian slip?

It would be news if they hadn’t…

The only thing she’s ever said that made sense…

Talk about domestic terror…

I understand the DC police aren’t taking 911 calls anymore; they’re overwhelmed with reports…

Yeah, especially at the Southern border…

Now that’s science…

Yeah.  What do they think it is—a hospital or something?

It’s part of the Dem’s 3.5 trillion “infrastructure” bill…

Taliban/Democrats, how to tell the difference…

It’s a rain pandemic!

So what’s your point?

I particularly like the black socks and brown dress shoes…

That’s all part of blending in.  They thought they were going undercover in a gay bathhouse…

Brilliant defense strategy…

I’d pay to see that…

Unless they flush, I’m not impressed…

Not such a brilliant strategy…

Current woke West Point curriculum…

Yes, but only if you’re sane…

They forgot: “don’t wash this wrist”…

The next step in enforcing mandates…

So that’s what he meant by “building back better”…

Oh, well, you’re free to go then…

And flew them into the country and resettled them…

And in the just because it’s cute, and a little frightening, department for this week…

Every time I write a parody about something like Biden cutting off a foreign leader in the middle of answering questions, the British Prime minister visits him…

One of the things I miss about teaching is no longer collecting gems of unintentional humor from the writings of my students.  For your amusement, here are a few more from the past:

“When a guy is playing a video game and he pauses it to text you, marry him.”

“He was a wicked man, so he became a politician.”

“My family’s oral tradition is a story about a lawn chair.”

“I saw the heedless horseman on his horse at Halloween.”

“He felt that he made an achievement by achieving his goal.”

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

I hope the Funnies are providing at least a little ray of light with which to begin the week. With Biden’s handlers on track to import more than 2 million non-vetted, unvaccinated illegals this year there’s not a great deal about which to laugh.

As always, the Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here at this scruffy little blog every day.