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Afghanistan, American hostages, Atheist Chaplains, climate change, CNN, Donald Trump, fake research, Gavin Newsom, Iowahawk, joe biden, Louis Renault, North Korea, Sun Tzu, Tornadoes
Uh Joe, too late! When you’ve lost CNN…
You keep using that phrase—“religiously nonaffiliated.” I don’t think it means what you think it means…
This is more like it:
I hear Harvard bought the entire first production run for the dorms…
Uh Joe, they’re still called “tornadoes”…
He eventually settled on this…
But not before Iowahawk got in on it…
Good advice…
Bad form, but that’s pretty much all that’s on his mind…
Who says Joe isn’t getting national security right?
Wait a minute! I don’t recall this in The Art of War…
This I recall…
I’d prefer an Apache, please…
This is why the Taliban are afraid of Joe…
The prophecy of “Gilligan’s Island”…
No, I can’t think of any reason to recall Gavin Newsom…
Uh, well, uh…
Give them the Louis Renault Award…
He’s awake? Now?
And non-fabricated ones too/first…
I understand frozen water will fall from the sky this winter too…
And never come back?
Now if only Trump would quite interfering with getting Americans out of Afghanistan…
Self-aware milk?
I wish this weren’t funny…
This too…
Well, it’s a reeeeeeally big curve…
They’ve worked so well for everything else…
Like the Taliban, some animals just don’t give a damn…
One of the things I miss about teaching is no longer collecting gems of unintentional humor from the writings of my students. For your amusement, here are a few more from the past:
The Great Muslim Warrior Who Fought The Crusaders Was? “Muhammed Ali.”
The Great Muslim Warrior Who Fought The Crusaders Was? “Chuck Norris.”
Overheard In Class: “Do Muslims have belly buttons?”
Truer Words Were Never Written: “Teachers know why animals eat their young.”
Overheard In Class: “If I have to pee, it’s going to be on you.”
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
I hope the Funnies are providing at least a little ray of light with which to begin the week. With Americans still stuck in Afghanistan, and our government not only denying they’re hostages, but obstructing their escape, there’s not a great deal about which to laugh.
As always, the Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here at this scruffy little blog every day.
Stately McDaniel Manor 