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Well, the PM of Israel couldn’t wake him up; something has to!  Oh, that’s what he meant by “unity!”

Yeah.  That’s what I thought he meant too…

And it’s soooooo well deserved…

Speaking of “well deserved”…

At least, according to Psaki, you wouldn’t be stranded…

It’s an uncanny likeness.  Wherever you stand, the bald spot seems to follow you…

Yup, but the last one is kind of cruel to banjo boy…

What is this “fight crime” about which he speaks?

Progress?

More progress?

I knew the Israelis were our allies for a reason…

Forlorn hopes, #2,354,892…

Oh, those poor birthing people…

All 20 million of them, but at least they’re not stranded…

Now that’s overdoing the workout…

I knew it!

What else would you do at a college founded as a divinity school?

We should be so lucky…er, maybe not…

Good idea.  They like furries over there…

This pretty well sums it up…

So does this…

And this…

This is ironic…except the New Jersey part; that’s just normal…

Excellence is seldom truly appreciated…

I don’t think Joe remembers that…he hears it, but he doesn’t remember it…

Being a government sponsored tyranny means never having to say you’re sorry…

Film at 11?

This is fanciful—the realization part, I mean…

And in the just because it’s cute, and you probably look like that in your 80’s yearbook photo…

One of the things I miss about teaching is no longer collecting gems of unintentional humor from the writings of my students.  For your amusement, here are a few more from the past:

“People are trying to prevent obesity, as it is a widely spread issue…”

 “Rafael Palmero was proven guilty of the use of performance enhancing drugs and he was stripped of his tittles.”

“Most 17-year old females can function as adults.  Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class.”

“The family had a lovely evening of debauchery.”

“Debauchery is one of my best qualities.”

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

I hope the Funnies are providing at least a little ray of light with which to begin the week. 

As always, the Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here at this scruffy little blog every day.