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Uh, not quite as catchy as MAGA…  Yeah, the thing…

Diversity is our strength…

Think about this one for just a moment…

You really think we’ll be that advanced?

Kind of like Trump…

Yeah, that’s about the quality of advice he’s getting…

Where would Sunday Funnies be without AOC?

Smart, in an utterly deranged sort of way…

Victory smells like pudding?!

Might be a good church to attend…

What passes for courage among the Capitol Police…

Well, that explains a lot…

So does this…

But at least he has lots of medals…

Oh…

Now I see…

Diversity is our strength…

She also removed any hope of a productive future…

Oh, that’s why they sent her overseas…

During my police days, we built a new evidence facility.  Every room had a small sign, in Braille, at the top of each door frame, apparently for the benefit of tall, blind police officers…

“May”?

You’re expecting rationality from the FBI?

Did the warrior know that?

My favorite was when he walked through a door flanked by two Marines and muttered: “salute the Marines.”

Thanks for clearing that up…

And fight wars?  Could squirrels do worse?

Whew!  That’s reassuring…

Cuttlefish for president?

I think they’re being too kind…

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…

One of the things I miss about teaching is no longer collecting gems of unintentional humor from the writings of my students.  For your amusement, here are a few more from the past:

 Overhead in class:

Boy:  “I don’t even shave”.

Girl: “I was talking about my legs.”

“Catholic” means: “We rock; you don’t.”

“Catholic” means: “Mexican.”

Test Question: “What are the first ten amendments to the U.S. Constitution called?”

Answer: “The first ten amendments to the U.S. Constitution.”

“After he died, he had only one expression on his face for the rest of the movie.”

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

Sadly, I don’t have anything the least humorous about our President this week.  You’ll just have to rely on everything about this sentence.

The Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here every day.