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You got a better idea right now? No kidding…
Yup…
It’s good to know some things never change…
Goodness! He’s right!
Just a matter of time…
Which are more powerful than nuclear weapons?
Apparently so…
That can be arranged…
If this is woke, I think I’ll remain in a coma…
So what’s your point?
Oh. Now I get it…
We could be communist too!
I’m pretty sure I saw that video…
Ooooops…
This must be one of those green jobs Biden keeps talking about…
No, no I wouldn’t…
This doesn’t surprise me either…
That is weird…
Well, you’d certainly need at least three or four Professors and a legion of graduate students to figure that out…
Exactly…
Well of course not! American hostages are the wrong kind of people!
Must be an Oregon high school graduate…
Yeah, it’s a mystery…
What isn’t these days?
So that’s where he went…
I guess dementia has its advantages…
Good question…
But that was like 50 years ago…hey!
Well, if the dead can vote—repeatedly—why can’t they ride Harleys?
Getting right to the point…
And in the just because it’s cute, and following up on last week’s hand holding otters department…
One of the things I miss about teaching is no longer collecting gems of unintentional humor from the writings of my students. For your amusement, here are a few more from the past:
“There were 179 people inside the Alamo, defending it. These people were known as the defenders of the Alamo.”
“Kids need time to decompose and rest.”
“I’m a benevolent little booger.”
“Make sure I goes to cholage and hopefully be sucksessful.”
“We used to play football, videogames, put my sister’s bra in the freezer…”
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
America is the only country on Earth where the President can serially lie to everyone and no one is all that upset because they know he really can’t remember whether he’s lying or not. Is this a great country or what?
The Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here every day.
Stately McDaniel Manor 
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Dear Doug:
As always, thanks for the link!