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Barbara Boxer, communism sucks, Covid, Cuba, Fauci, freedom, infrastructure, joe biden, Kamala Harris, Legos, Luke Skywalker, mask mandates, socialism sucks, women's soccer, you know--the thing
And it’s about time, too. Does Fauci know about this?
So what’s your point?
Maybe just a biiiiit too literal…
Well, that would have been much fairer to the Empire…
Now that’s strategy!
Yeah, me too…
Well, there’s that…
Men and women really are different…
Not much, I guess…
Sure, but is it infrastructure?
Oh, if only they would, starting with Congressional D/S/Cs… 
Well, if they’re trying to escape Cuba, Biden makes them go South…
Ooooooh. So that’s your point…
That is impressive…
It’s damned well about time…
They had a better excuse than the Fleebaggers…
Me too!
Damned right!
Oooooh. Thanks goodness for Joe Biden!
Why didn’t we think of that?
The hills are alive—for now…
I don’t think he’s that lucid…
Or maybe drove an 18-wheeler or had your butt wiped?
I can live with that…
This is getting really confusing…
Well, it would be just as effective as what they’re doing now…
May the brrrrrrrrt be with you…
And in the just because it’s cute and we could use more of that right now department…
One of the things I miss about teaching is no longer collecting gems of unintentional humor from the writings of my students. For your amusement, here are a few more from the past:
“In this chapter, Huck’s internal dialogue is with himself.”
“In tennis, they have deduce.”
“The average person in today’s society bathes in the nude.”
“Nouns go to Catholic churches.”
“She [a teacher] taught me everything, but I can’t really remember because it was back when I was in 6th grade and I can’t remember that far back.”
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
I’d just like to take this opportunity to say how grateful I am to live in a country with a President who lets kids pull his leg hair, who once drove an 18-wheeler, and who recently got his butt wiped. I’m also grateful we’re all racists, and our Olympic athletes are brave enough to have a wide variety of genders, and to insult America at every opportunity, yet no one tries to imprison or kill them. Is this a great country or what?
The Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here every day.
Stately McDaniel Manor 
That would be Sister Mary Declension?
Dear karllembke:
I’m not sure. I’m still trying to figure out where verbs go.
no that would be Sister Mary Elephant.
Verbs have to stay after school. They got declension.
Dear karllembke:
Heh, heh.
[expletive deleted]TRUMP😊
I second that emotion.😌 [expletive deleted] TRUMP😊
Dear Jennifer Nicole Diaz-Rivera and Sarah Posa:
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I think that wordpress edit out the ” I love “
I think they’re triggered.😌
Dear Sarah Posa:
Triggered? I don’t think in those terms, nor do I attempt to impose them on others. I ask only that you behave in a polite, adult fashion.
Would you look at that, the “freedom of speech” people are scared of words.
Dear Jennifer Nicole Diaz-Rivera:
Afraid of words? No. Merely polite and civilized.
No, Jennifer Nichole Diaz-Rivera la Noche
Disgusto Augusto ala Carte Placenta
el Smith.
Just disgusted by trash mouth. It fouls the air.
Al Dente
Dear Al:
There really is no excuse for being rude.
Mike, you know you’re being effective when they come to your (figurative) house and try to burn it down.
To quote Miss Daisy “Drive on. We’ll sweep up the blood later.”
Dear Marty:
Both of them got worse. They won’t be commenting here again.
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Dear Doug:
Thanks for the link!