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I knew it!  See?!  This is what a lack of Covid-19 vaccine does!

This is what exposure to the American flag does…

This is what BLM does…

This is what Red Jen Psaki does…

This is what D/S/Cs do…

That’s racist!

So is that!

Thanks for clearing that up…

Gee, who could have possibly thought that was wrong?

I always thought it was the ocean…

Getting what you paid for, but not quite the way you expected…

The grift that keeps on grifting…

Who coulda thunk it?

Oh.

Someday they hope to have indoor plumbing and electricity…

Did Joe Biden write this headline?

That’s what happens when you overload the available memory…

Well, do yah?

That pretty much sums up his presidency…

What could go wrong?

Notice the case of Miller beer has been photoshopped out…

It didn’t help…

This isn’t helping either…

So it’s like climate change: it causes everything!

That’s what happens when demand outstrips supply…

That’s just the kind of patriots they are…

That’s just the kind of soccer players they are…

You have to give the customer what he wants…

And in the just because it’s cute department…

One of the things I miss about teaching is no longer collecting gems of unintentional humor from the writings of my students.  For your amusement, here are a few more from the past:

“I have a high self of steam.”

“It was recorded as the worst terrorism attack ever undertaken by Scholastic Library.”

“Medieval Europeans were angry with women because of Eve.  If Eve hadn’t eaten the forbidden fruit, everyone could run around in their underwear.”

“Medieval  Europeans were so very angry with just the whole women gender in general because of an ancient event.  This ancient event caused their anger, yet, this event is unknown to many people, including me.”

“Overall, this film is good art.  It taught me to be more appreciative about life and not waste my precious time living.”

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  

Remember, gentle readers, the fundamental American right to ruthlessly mock self-important dimwits, like BLM, Communists, Socialists, Congress (I know: I’m repeating myself), Fauci, Biden, Harris, The Squad, Jen Psaki, Google, Twitter, the CIA, the FBI, the NSA, Disney and Facebook. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

The Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here every day.