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Nah.  Texans don’t take them that seriously…  But that’s only because true communism has never been tried…

(Note:  I’m using quite a few goodies from the Babylon Bee this week because they’re just so damned good; you really need to visit The Bee, and of course, SMM, daily)  Good point, but California isn’t smart enough to realize that…

You almost have to feel sorry for them.  Almost…

And nucs too; don’t forget the nucs…

I feel her pain…

Gee, I can’t imagine why this might be happening…

Oh…

That’s awfully nice of her…

Too bad the shields at George Floyd’s mural weren’t…

So, what’s your point?

That’s Jim Crow talking, you racists!

There’s still one?

Well, he is a Nobel Prize winner…

I figured it was something like that…

So, what’s your point?

So that’s what that’s about!  What about Texas?

Well, not to blue states, thank goodness!

I’ve always preferred the boneless kind…

Nah, they can’t…

Boy, police work wasn’t that easy when I did it…

Choices, choices…

I can understand that…

I knew it!

Here’s a movement I could get behind…

My kind of girls…

That was convenient…

And in the just because it’s cute department for this week…

One of the things I miss about teaching is no longer collecting gems of unintentional humor from the writings of my students.  For your amusement, here are a few more from the past:

“There aren’t only violent video games, there are educational video games which help teach people the violent one are another way. Eminem and 2-Pac grew up in real life though 2-Pac is dead so he is not a very good example.”

“My mom told me to put the dogs in the house before we started pooping the firecrackers.”

“The government can, however, afford to let (theoretically) a group of terrorists walk across the border and blow themselves up with impunity, and then walk back across the border.”

“Eating disorders are more and more popular.”

“I have a bias in my pants.”

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  

Remember, gentle readers, the fundamental American right to ruthlessly mock self-important dimwits, like BLM. Communists, Congress, Fauci, Biden, Harris, The Squad, Jen Psaki, Google, Twitter, the CIA, the FBI, the NSA, Disney, Coca Cola and Facebook. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

The Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here every day.