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You saw this one coming, didn’t you gentle readers?  Well, they’ve never been big on irony…

Or America…

Or sanity…

Or America…

Developing an effective vocabulary starts young…

I’m from the government, and I’m here to help…

Equity for monstrous, murderous aliens with acid for blood?

Sometimes pictures tell the tale better than text…

That’s a good idea…wait a minute!  Wouldn’t that be the same thing as execution?

So that’s what she was boning up on…

Yes.  Yes we do.

Even more than ever…

Is that even possible?

Oh yeah, but I want the missile launcher option too!

Or Russian, or Cuban, or Chinese, or Venezuelan, or North Korean, or…

Grade inflation…

Of course it does…

Only flown by a little old lady on Sundays and hangered thereafter…

Victoria who?

That explains a lot…

In other words, up yours, Nazi!

Signs of the apocalypse…

Other signs of the apocalypse..

How can you tell? Personal interviews?

I dunno; it’s a tough choice…

Uh…

And in the just because it’s cute department for this week…

One of the things I miss about teaching is no longer collecting gems of unintentional humor from the writings of my students.  For your amusement, here are a few more from the past:

“Look at me a year ago.  I was after one girl, Suzie Smith.  Now I am after all of them.”

“I should be happy for the life I have lived, and in order to be  happy about the life I have lived, I should strive to be wholly in the instant and live every day to my foulest.”

About Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar: “Why don’t they have an English version of this?”

“Vincent van Gogh was clearly insane, but wouldn’t you be too if you were not successful in life but only to find out you were in death?”

“the poem ‘Which For A Young Wife,’ by Theodore Roethke, is about a man [who] can’t make his wife happen no matter what.” 

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  

Remember, gentle readers, the fundamental American right to ruthlessly mock self-important dimwits, like Congress, Fauci, Biden, Harris, The Squad, Jen Psaki, Google, Twitter, the CIA, the FBI, the NSA, Disney, Coca Cola and Facebook. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

The Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here every day.