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Happy Independence Day gentle readers!  My annual Independence Day article will post tomorrow.  Biden may be senile, but he’s colorful.  Is there anything racism can’t do?

Actually, that’s a good question…

Was it crying for help or just so attractive they couldn’t resist?

Perspective…

More perspective…

That’s always been my favorite part…

That is the scientific literature…

Ronald Reagan was right…

Well, when you’re 800 miles from the action…

Not quite like TV, is it?

I got there too late; the hangers were empty…

Then there’s this…

A captain’s got to know his limitations…

Whew!  Thank goodness the dead guy was white!

Yeah, well we’re offended too…

Wait a minute; I thought math was racist?

When D/S/Cs love America?

Those “women” are obviously transphobic…

I’ll equitably eat somewhere else…

Progress…

Narrative dissonance…

Yeah, I can imagine that one…

Scandal…

What, no F-15?

This one’s good though:

They beat Colorado to it…

Excellence in marketing…

And in the just because it’s cute department, this couple was trying to take maternity photos and their horse kept horsing around…

One of the things I miss about teaching is no longer collecting gems of unintentional humor from the writings of my students.  For your amusement, here are a few more from the past:

“Usually I get really mad and eat my test [mandatory, high stakes test] and get in trouble.”

“…and this story is about an elderly man (Scrooge) who is in his 30s, if not older…”

“He says that when you use stereotypes you’re 100% correct.  I don’t agree with him because 98% of the time a person is fully all the way correct.”

“I learned a few things from doing it.  I can’t really tell you, but I know I learned something.”

“As a little girl and even now, I’ve been very emotional, so my parent’s spit was really difficult for me to handle.” 

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know.   Remember, gentle readers, the fundamental American right to ruthlessly mock self-important dimwits, like Congress, Fauci, Biden, Harris, The Squad, Jen Psaki, Google, Twitter, the CIA, the FBI,  Disney, Coca Cola and Facebook. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

The Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here every day.