Abraham Lincoln, antifa, AOC, barack obama, birthing people, Brian Williams, D-Day, Global Warning, greatest threat to America, Gropin' Joe Biden, I Am The Science!, Jessamyn Stanley, Jill Biden, Kamala Harris, Mara Gay, National Geographic, root causes, Susan Goldberg, TDS, The View, Trump, Whiteness is a disease, Winston Churchill, women have vaginas
When I began this series, I worried about finding sufficient examples to make complete, interesting articles. I quickly realized that was a foolish notion; there is far, far more stupidity out there than I, to my horror, realized. I mean, I knew there was a lot of stupid, but… In putting together this article, I had to quit looking for stupid after just a few days—I was overwhelmed by a torrential downpour of stupidity.
What’s the cause? Are we dumber these days? The installation of the Biden puppet administration has certainly encouraged Democrat/Socialist/Communist types to unleash their inner stupid as never before. As Abraham Lincoln said:
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt.
D/S/Cs have removed all doubt, so read on, gentle readers, and prepare yourselves for entirely new values of stupidity. We begin with The National Geographic:
And she does appear to be white…
As a youngster, I particularly loved the articles on ancient civilizations. Back in the 1400s, all parents who really cared about their children’s educations subscribed. Now, it appears those who really care must not.
Wait a minute! I thought the greatest threat to America was white people who love America?
President Biden warned military servicemembers Wednesday that top Pentagon officials consider climate change to be the ‘greatest threat’ to America’s national security in the coming years.
‘When I went over to the tank in the Pentagon when I was first was elected vice president with President Obama, the military sat us down and let us know what the greatest threats facing America were, the greatest physical threats,’ he said. ‘This is not a joke. You know what the Joint Chiefs told us the greatest physical threat facing America was? Global warming.’
Golly. We appear to be facing a great many “greatest” threats. And of course, no greatest threat is greatester than the threat of—wait for it—TRUMP–and his pants!
During former President Donald Trump’s speech in North Carolina, he allegedly wore his pants backwards – sparking thousands of tweets.
Trump’s Saturday speech at the North Carolina GOP convention was his first appearance since CPAC in February. But instead of focusing on the content of his speech, the left decided to obsess over the former president’s pants being ‘on backwards.’ Despite fact-checkers labeling the claim as false, the story blew up on social media as liberals were quick to mock him.
The scandal made its way to television and was discussed on The View. Co-host Meghan McCain said that ‘ex-presidents have to present themselves in a way where they’re going to be taken seriously or you can look like a crazy ex mad king.’
Of course The View has always been very kindly disposed toward Mr. Trump, and above all, holds a motherly concern for his sartorial splendor.
‘He’s been like a wedding singer at Mar-a-Lago and he just looks really disheveled, he doesn’t look good,’ she added.
Co-host Joy Behar chimed in and said Trump’s pants ‘make him look crazy.’ After the discussion, The View did point out that Snopes had fact-checked the claim that Trump wore his pants backward and determined it was false.
Well, Barack Obama was declared a great president because his pants were well creased. I guess the current professional, medical criteria for insanity is wearing pants backwards, particularly if one doesn’t. Trump Derangement Syndrome: it’s fatal. And this is really insane:
Well of course it’s nuts; it’s psychiatrists. And then there’s Joe Biden…
Why are woke Democrats waging a war on women? Joe Biden is embracing a particularly disturbing term for women who give birth. While most of us call these women ‘mothers’, the woke insist on a new terminology- birthing people. Just when we think the destruction of the English language can’t get any worse, someone says ‘Hold my beer.’
Nah. Apple pie is racist too.
UPDATE: 06-11-21, 1030 MT: When I wrote that apple pie was racist, I was only sort of kidding. Now it’s official: apple pie is racist.
And speaking of crazy and racist, Kamala Harris—President In Waiting–just back from her dumpster fire of a trip to Central America where the brown people didn’t love her because she’s brownish, did an interview with NBC, a tongue-bathing former news network. She was ambushed, ambushed I tell you, when asked why she hadn’t visited the southern border. Note the deer-in-the-headlights look:
How could anyone expect she would be asked a question like that? Here’s a more complete transcript:
Ah yes, “root causes.” All we have to do is solve every problem of every country south of the border, and everything will be grand. Oh, and on the trip down south, Kamala gave reporters cookies:
For the ‘can’t make this up file,’ Vice President Kamala Harris handed out Kamala Harris cookies to the press onboard Air Force Two on the way to Guatemala…
Apart from the narcissistically insane, who does something like this? And what’s all this BS about a Republican cult of personality? Check out this headline from Instapundit:
Well, I can certainly see why that sort of outrageously racist—or something—statement would bear investigating…
Winston Churchill said:
Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
And those that don’t understand it and lie about it are stupid, as Not The Bee reports:
Well, except our troops were fighting to save the world from fascism and Antifa is trying to impose it on America and then the world, that’s entirely accurate. And who better to put the stupid candles on that particularly stupid military-related cake than…
I never thought I’d see the day when an actual state did this:
Washington state just added a new incentive for citizens to get vaccinated as it announced that it will temporarily allow certain shops to give away free marijuana joints alongside COVID-19 vaccinations.
As reported by The Olympian, ‘The Washington State Liquor and Cannabis Board [LCB] is offering pot shops the opportunity to host COVID-19 vaccination clinics at their stores and give a free joint to customers who get vaccinated, according to a news release from the agency.’
Last week, Washington state announced other motivations for people to get the vaccine, including the possibility of winning $1 million.
Whenever these idiots want to secede, I’ll do all I can to help. And what would an edition of Too Stupid To Survive be without AOC (hey, that rhymes!)?
Well of course! Not enough electric vehicles, solar panels and windmills, that’s why people are pouring across the southern border. And now, for something completely stupid, more Joe Biden:
While researching a subject on Monday, I clicked on a link to an opinion piece hosted on CNN’s website. This news outlet is one of many media venues that serves up most of its offerings with an ancillary embedded video that is supposed to augment the reader’s experience. The video—which no one wanted to see in the first place—plays automatically, startling the reader with an unexpected aural bombardment. On this occasion, though, the intrusive video proved useful.
The clip featured President Joe Biden delivering a solemn address to the nation on Memorial Day. And though I lunged for the pause button, I was still privy to the first five seconds of the selected clip in which the president said the following: ‘You know, America’s been forged in the basil and the fires of war.’ Go listen to the clip yourself and check my work.
According to WebMD:
Basil is an herb. The parts of the plant that grow above the ground are used to make medicine.
Basil is commonly used for stomach problems such as spasms, loss of appetite, intestinal gas, diarrhea, constipation, and many other conditions, but there is no good scientific evidence to support these uses.
In foods, basil is used for flavor.
Well, I guess that makes as much sense as pretty much everything else Joe has to say… And did you know who is going to be actually sitting at the right hand of Joe at the upcoming G7 conference?
That’s her. At the President’s desk. On Air Force 1. Who elected here, and who’s actually running this country anyway?
And did you know, gentle readers, even Yoga is racist? Of course, everything is these days…
In her new book Yoke: My Yoga of Self-Acceptance, the yoga instructor and body activist shares reflective personal essays that touch upon everything from racism to the cultural appropriation of American yoga, from consumerism to cannabis.
And while the timing couldn’t be better considering the current cultural climate, the idea for the book came to her years ago while she was writing her first book, Every Body Yoga, a guide to developing a yoga practice.
‘I realized yoga is a lot more than postures,’ she tells PEOPLE. ‘The postures get to be more complicated, not because you’re practicing harder gymnastics or physical postures, but because you’re practicing emotional and mental and really spiritual postures.’…
…The book explores the existence of white supremacy and cultural appropriation in American yoga. ‘I would venture to say that everything in our collective society is rooted in white supremacy. I am sure there are many people who would disagree with that, and honestly I don’t care because I believe that and I know it’s the case,’ she says.
Go here for photos of yoga that are ridiculously beautiful and not at all stupid, though I’m sure they’re racist and other stuff… Warning: not safe for work! If this is white supremacy, I’ll have a double, please bartender! On second thought, just gimme the whole bottle…
And how’s The New York Times doing these days in the stupid sweepstakes?
On Morning Joe Tuesday, frequent guest Mara Gay from the New York Times admitted she was shocked at seeing dozens of “disturbing” American flags over the D-Day anniversary weekend. But what was really disturbing, was Gay likening our country’s flag to racist, white nationalism.
‘You know, the reality* is here that we have a large percentage of the American population — I don’t know how big it is, but we have tens of millions of Trump voters who continue to believe that their rights as citizens are under threat by simple virtue of having to share the democracy with others. I think as long as they see Americanness as the same as one with whiteness, this is going to continue. We have to figure out how to get every American a place at the table in this democracy, but how to separate Americanness, America, from whiteness. Until we can confront that and talk about that, this is really going to continue.
I was on Long Island this weekend, visiting a really dear friend. And I was really disturbed. I saw, you know, dozens and dozens of pickup trucks with you know, expletives against Joe Biden on the back of them, Trump flags, and in some cases, just dozens of American flags, which you know is also just disturbing, because essentially the message was clear, this is my country. This is not your country. I own this. And so until we’re ready to have that conversation, this is going to continue.’
So let’s see: the American flag is a symbol of exclusion and racism? Mara Gay also has difficulty with basic math:
And of course, the NYT is defending her:
Oh. So it’s a “who you gonna believe? Us or your own lyin’ eyes?” sort of argument. Here’s a bit more from the NYT, which is obviously going for the gold:
The New York Times is having a strange day.
This afternoon, the prominent newspaper published an article making a surprising claim about exobiology: that watermelons had been discovered on Mars.
‘Authorities say rise of fruit aliens is to blame for glut of outer space watermelons,’ read the story, which was deleted less than an hour later, according to a partial cache of its contents on Google News. ‘The FBI declined to comment on reports of watermelons raining down, but confirmed that kiwis have been intercepted.’
They had to quickly, and quietly, disappear that one. Not suprising, I suppose, from a former newspaper, but how hard would it be to discover nothing grows on Mars? I mean, all they had to do was rent a DVD of The Martian, which is a pretty good movie, by the way, and not stupid.
Remember that scene in Judge Dredd—the Sylvester Stallone version—when Dredd roared: “I am the law!”? Well, now Anthony Fauci is kind of roaring too:
‘What is your level of concern that we’re going to discredit public health officials to the point of, y’know, look at Russia. They actually have a good vaccine, and none of their citizens will take it because they don’t trust their own government,’ said Chuck Todd.
‘It’s very dangerous Chuck, because a lot of what you’re seeing as attacks on me quite frankly area attacks on science,’ said Fauci.
“I am the science!” Too stupid to survive.
Let’s let the Babylon Bee, which is not stupid, have the last word: