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C’mon man!  It’s not that good!  Before you read on…

NOTE:  It is never my intention to fail to properly attribute any graphic or text used on SMM.  Unfortunately, by the time I run across a given graphic, it’s often virtually impossible to determine the original source.  Any originator finding a graphic here belonging to them, please notify me and I’ll give proper credit–or remove it–at once!

Science!

America: Number one again!

Somebody in the Street Department has a sense of humor…

Nobody respects their elders anymore…

We’re seeing a lot of this these days…

Crisis?  What crisis?

Another government cover-up!

Right up their alley…

Right up our alley…

Who says there’s no Evolution?

Atta girl…

Atta IDF…

Outstanding opportunities will do that…

Fill in your own obscene outburst here ________________.

Me neither…

If only…

Yes, it’s that bad…

Signs of the Apocalypse…

Good idea!

Bidenomics…

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Well, we are…

I’m not going to make them take their masks off to check…

The obligatory AOC meme…

So what’s your point?

Exactly like College…

Every society has it’s tall tales…

Sadly, we can…

And in the just because it’s cute—and threating—Department…

One of the things I miss about teaching is no longer collecting gems of unintentional humor from the writings of my students.  For your amusement, here are a few from the past:

“Perhaps we will never know why Shakespeare wrote the tragedy of Romeo and Juliet the way that he did. It will remain a mystery to the world. But I know one thing. If he did go out in public, tomorrow, and pull his pants down, people would applaud.”

“If I were to read it [a book] myself it probably would have had the same impact on me as if I were to read it myself.” 

“Clever, quick and cunning Leia got into Jabba’s palace. Her enemas is slow yet powerful…” 

“Today, Utah remains the main place for Morons to worship freely…”

“In order to tell you about this religion or belief, I had to do a whole bunch of research, stretching over a long period of time; a week and a half.”

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know.   Remember, gentle readers, the fundamental American right to ruthlessly mock self-important dimwits, like Congress, Fauci, Biden, Harris, The Squad, Jen Psaki, Google, Twitter, the CIA, the FBI,  Disney, Coca Cola and Facebook. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

The Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here every day, then, and in between.