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Well, we have to honor our nation’s heroes, right?  Monty Python taught me this…

The Federal Government taught me this…

The Biden/Harris/Whoever Administration is teaching our enemies this…

And this…

And this (a Navy SEAL, all too soon)…

Not long ago, Mrs. Manor suggested we really should buy a semiautomatic shotgun…

Quick Commissioner Gordon; the Trump Signal!

Yes.  Yes we do…

How to know you live in the right neighborhood…

Ah, the good old days…

Ah, the good old days…

Those nasty Jews…

So what’s your point?

I’ll take that deal…

And there won’t be any more slinky babes…

I’m just surprised he’s not riding sidesaddle…

But electric vehicles are the future…

Good point: I have a few picked out…

It’s always good to see irony hasn’t completely vanished…

Wolves for lambs?

2021 reality…

It’s about time; my local phalanx has been unconsolable…

We know Joe; we know…

I understand Wuhan is nice…

2022: $85 non-meat hamburgers…

I cry about this every night before I go to bed…

All he really understands is how to betray America…

Me too Cindy, me too…

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…

I’ve been trying to think of something nice to say about 2020.  There really isn’t anything nice to say about 2021 so far.  Anyway, Dave Barry helped me out:

 We’re trying to think of something nice to say about 2020.

OK, here goes: Nobody got killed by the murder hornets. As far as we know.

That’s pretty much it.

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill, guaranteed not to get your run over by the Temporary President, turn you into a Marxist, confiscate your guns or deprive you of other fundamental liberties.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know.   Remember, gentle readers, the fundamental American right to ruthlessly mock self-important dimwits, like Congress, Fauci, Biden, Harris, The Squad, Jen Psaki, Google, Twitter, the CIA,the FBI,  Disne, Coca Cola and Facebook. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

The Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here every day, then, and in between.