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Who is that Black man? Equality, circa 2021…
Yeah, well, he thinks that about guns too. What’s next? Socks in the t-shirt drawer?
“Might?”
I hear they can have babies too…
Well, that’s careless–but typical…
Why did I have to check to make sure this is satire?
Feel good headline of the week…
At least they’re creating something…
I could go for this…
SCIENCE!
If you’re not reading Day By Day Cartoon every day, here’s why you should…
Gee, I dunno; seems legit to me…
Gee, I dunno; seems legit to me…
He said before the government locked a tractor beam on his bank account…
I dunno; I can’t imagine this guy doing something like that…
Why yes, yes he is…
That’s why they made him AG…
It’s a puzzler…
As soon as we can stop wearing masks? As soon as they decide the Covid vaccine works? As soon as Joe Biden starts speaking English? As soon as he represents America?
Capitalism!
Say it three times, really fast…
So funny I could cry…
So’s my dick, and critical infrastructure at that; where’s my subsidy?
Oh my gosh! He’s right!
I hear this is very popular in Minnesota…
Well, that’s hip these days…
I’ve been thinking about getting into the sign business…
Is there anything it can’t do?
SCIENCE!
And in the just because it’s cute department for this week…
This popped into my head at dinner the other night, from those long ago days when Jim Carey was funny. He had a stand up routine where he told about a relative who suffered a terrible accident and was paralyzed from the neck up. He was confined to a hat.
A copy of License To Kill, isn’t comedy gold, but it’s certainly informative and entertaining.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know. Remember, gentle readers, the fundamental American right to ruthlessly mock self-important dimwits, like Congress, Fauci, Biden, Harris, John Kerry, Jen Psaki, Google, Twitter, United Airlines, Coca-Cola, Major League Baseball and Facebook. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
The Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here every day, then, and in between.
Stately McDaniel Manor 
Reblogged this on Head Noises and commented:
Mostly the Bee, but no less good for it.
Dear Foxfier:
Thanks for the reblog. I’ll endeavor to be less beeish in the future…
Bah, the Bee puts out so much great stuff that if you HADN’T included them, I wouldn’t have even seen it!