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diplomacy, Gropin' Joe Biden, handicapped parking pass for Air Force 1, Kamala Harris, License To Kill, soaring gas prices, socialists, spending stimulus checks on guns, stimulus checks, Vladimir Putin, Willie Nelson stoned, Women's History Month canceled
Government should be in the forefront of disabled rights… And thanks for other stuff too, but this is good…
There was a time when this would have been thought ironic…
Yes. Yes it would…
Well, at least they’re accomplishing something (love the Babylon Bee)…
Oh. Right. They’re accomplishing that too…
And that…
Oh, so that’s what he was doing before he wandered into that press conference…
Smart move on Mexico’s part…
Smart move on Putin’s part too…
Now that Sesame Street has gone woke, this might be an alternative…
Talk about smoking the inventory…
What’s a “women?”
Once, this would have fallen under “common sense,” or even “reality”…
I know: it’s all those demanding, hard to pronounce, consonants, isn’t it?
You almost feel sorry for him—almost…
That’s where I’m moving mine…
Well, tripping him with dogs didn’t work, so…
There was a time when this would have been thought ironic…
You can’t have them saying just anything…
I hate it when people politely stay between the velvet ropes…
This revives my faith in the American people…
This doesn’t…
Well, I sure do now…
Contemporary diplomacy…
Is there anything it can’t do?
Sometimes a gas station sign absolutely nails it…
That’s big of them…
I wouldn’t be surprised…
And in the just because it’s really cute department…
Last week I asked: which is worse for our international image/national security: a man so infirm he can’t walk up a flight of steps, or so infirm a 5 MPH wind blows him over? Now we know: it’s neither. It’s actually Joe Biden giving a press conference.
Oh well, as the nation crumbles, at least we can–for now–laugh at our self-imagined elite “leaders.” And we might also find some distraction with a copy of License To Kill.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know. Remember, gentle readers, the fundamental American right to ruthlessly mock self-important dimwits, like Congress, Biden, Harris, John Kerry, Jen Psaki, Google, Twitter and Facebook. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
The Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here every day then and in between.
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