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Oh please; oh please… This is known as getting inside their OODA Loop…
They might allow this…
This would be required reading…
So would this…
The only appropriate, sane response…
And speaking of implicitly insane…
I hear this is packing them in at newly opened Texas theaters…
They’re gonna need a really BIG vacuum for all that chalk dust…
There’s heroism, and then there’s heroism…
This is what happens when you try to out-californicate California…
That’s not right. They should be painting a portrait of god…
That would scare me…
Rest in peace, good and faithful—but stinky—servant…
Signs of our times…
Well sure, when you’re smoking the crop…
In a nice, plush mauve…
See? You don’t have to recall me…
Now this would be a real protest, and I hope it turns violent…
Well sure! It’s in the Constitution…somewhere…
They heard cheetahs were planning to compete (love the Babylon Bee)…
Can’t get enough protein…
This might be too cruel…
I dunno; they’re really out of practice for that “arrest” stuff…
Well, that would be a change…
Whew! We can finally stop worrying about that…
On the path to D/S/C greatness…
If there were ever a sign of how desperate lockdowns have made us, this is it…
I don’t know whether I should be upset or delighted…
And in the just because it’s cute department for this week…
This week we learned Gropin’ Joe loves us so much if we’re very, very good, if we obey him without question, he might allow us the privilege of having a very small gathering, masked and social distanced, of course, in our backyards on the 4th of July. I know that’s not funny. What’s funny is about half of Americans are weeping in gratitude for his wisdom and kindness. Oh well, as the nation crumbles, at least we can–for now–laugh at our self-imagined elite “leaders.” And we might also find some distraction with a copy of License To Kill.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know. Remember, gentle readers, the fundamental American right to ruthlessly mock self-important dimwits, like Congress, Biden, Harris, John Kerry, Jen Psaki, Google, Twitter and Facebook. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
The Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here then and every day in between.
Stately McDaniel Manor 
it’s hard to believe the manager (or ANYONE with a lick of sense) didn’t stop those guys. but yeah…i would have had my phone running
Dear ontoiran:
You’d think they’d have a policy about such things. The inevitable damage could surely result in a lawsuit.
Probably if the manager had offered assistance, the store would have beenliable.
Re:. The painting meme. Is the guy in the wheelchair supposed to be Biden? I don’t understand the Lincoln reference.
Dear March Hare:
an old painter’s axiom is “I paint what I see.” Normal Americans see a mentally declining puppet. D/S/Cs, which includes the media, see a giant, a leader of the stature of Abraham Lincoln.
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Dear Doug:
Thanks so much for your kind words. I’ll do my best to vindicate them. Thanks, too, for the link!
I thought Lincoln was persona non grata to the woke now??
Dear Marty:
Unless it’s politically useful for the moment…