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Al Gore, Andrew Cuomo, Bombing Syria, Chuck Schumer, Coke less white, Donald Trump, Gorilla Bikini Wax, Gropin' Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Jen Psaki, Jill Biden, magic women, Nancy Pelosi, Portland Commies, stimulus checks, union suckers
Right after he asks: “who the hell are you?” You have to have priorities…
Uh, not those priorities. Ignore the man behind the curtain…
“Sovereign” meaning anyplace it’s political expedient for us to bomb without actually hurting our enemies so we can look tough…
I knew it!
Oh! Just like Antifa…
Wait…so you mean people other than women can lactate and breast feed? Do you have any video of that?
Oh, that’ll make all the difference…
Wow. Is there anything Leftist women can’t do?
I’m sure the new female energy secretary is working on this…
Exactly! Why take chances?
I think they’re starting to get that message…
Al Gore?
I knew it!
I bet he does too…
Well, at least the jerk is good for something…
Hold my Coke; I gotta get me some bling, dawg…
Probably be a good idea to remove those “Biden/Harris 2020” bumper stickers too…
Of course it should…
Well, it certainly wasn’t Schumer’s…
Oh, thank goodness!
Which will lead directly to this…
As long as they have crew-served machine guns…
But of course!
Awwww; Texans are so nice!
Only a single application necessary!
But of course they did…
Is green the new white?
An idea whose time has come…
And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department for this week…
So Joe, when are you doing the State of the Union Speech? Joe? Take your hands off her breasts. That’s a statue, Joe. Oh well, as the nation crumbles, at least we can–for now–laugh at our self-imagined elite “leaders.” And we might also find some distraction with a copy of License To Kill.
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The Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here then and every day in between.
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