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Sometimes life does imitate TV… Because I’m busy with life this Saturday, this edition of the Funnies is coming to you a bit earlier than usual.  Because, why not?

Gotta love the Bablyon Bee, whose work I often use; it’s just that good.  And nah.  They don’ need no stinking Constitution!

I haven’t watched a minute, and I’m not buying the DVD, even from WalMart’s $1.00 bin…

Which is why I didn’t watch the Superbowl either…

The definition of justice…

Yeah, I’ve seen that kind of thing before…

We’re all seeing this kind of thing now…

Yeah!

My God; what’s happened to us?

Gotta love Day By Day Cartoon too…
Hey, Joe’s knows what he’s doing; he’s the president!

Uh, maybe not…

But Trump did…

I knew I’d seen that image of Bernie somewhere before…

No, he has no idea of the proper fingering for an Am chord…

Let sleeping…whatevers, lie…

I’m buying a couple…

This is a joke—right?

This is not…

This probably isn’t either…

I wish this was a joke…

Thank goodness they’re mostly this dumb…

Those darned kids these days…

If only they were that honest…

I’m sure that’s part of it…

And Jeep burned down Springsteen…

And Disney burned down Carano…

Who’s a lot smarter than they thought…

Who’s a lot dumber than anyone thinks…

Would turtles telling the future work better?

That’s the quality of their reasoning…

And in the just because it’s cute department for this week…

Well, at least one person in the world got to experience roll-on-the-floor-and-laugh-until-you–weep laughter this week.  Unfortunately it was the communist president of China, Xi Jinping as he was listening to his translators struggle with what Joe Biden was trying to say over the phone.  There’s a mix of horror and irony for you, gentle readers.  Oh well, as the nation crumbles, at least we can–for now–laugh at our self-imagined elite “leaders.”  And we might also find some distraction with a copy of License To Kill.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know.   Remember, gentle readers, the fundamental American right to ruthlessly mock self-important dimwits, like Congress, Biden, Harris, Google, Twitter and Facebook. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

The Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here then and every day in between.