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baby gun rights, Blade Runner, climate change, Dr. Fauci, Gavin Newsom, Gropin' Joe Biden, Jaws, Mike Pence, President Elect Kamala Harris, Smokey Bear, Texas gets it right, the stupid party
Well, at least Joe got one thing right… You know, I’d noticed that too, but wow!
That is a shame…
Well, at least they have something—a word–in common with a woman who has actually accomplished things, like demonstrating intelligence…
It was the next illogical step…
So was this, but logical…
And in a moment of shining sanity in a year of stupidity…
Sometimes even bureaucrats have a moment of honesty…
Oh, we’re remembering, Steve…
I know you’ll get this one, gentle readers…
That seems about right…
Soon? I though he was always one of those…
I agree…
This is just evil…
So is this…
Briefly may she wave…
They aren’t called “The Stupid Party” without cause…
I’d like to hear that too…
I think we’re going to need a saner year…
They really don’t think ahead much…
Love the Babylon Bee:
Me too…
I ran out of toilet paper while sitting on the john. That’s gotta be climate change too…
Of course you haven’t…
If Batman’s for it, who am I to disagree?
They’ve been regulating French Dressing?! I’m beginning to understand our problem with government…
Tragically, this is the way leftists actually think…
They were illegal before?! Now I know Congress doesn’t have any real work to do…
This sums up 2020 nicely…
I can relate to this impersonation. Thanks Smokey!
Thanks for stopping by for the first Funnies of 2021. How long do you think it will take to stop writing “2020?”
And please, gentle readers, allow me to begin 2021 with the suggestion you get a copy of License to Kill. My children need new shoes, and it’s winter. Well, OK, I don’t have any children, but if you buy a copy of License to Kill, Mrs. Manor and I might think about getting a few.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know. Buy American, piss off D/S/Cs, and keep up the fight for the Constitution and the right to ruthlessly mock self-important dimwits, like Twitter and Facebook. Positive comments on Amazon would be great too. Go here to comment.
The Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here then and every day in between.
The broken shoe lace is still Trump’s fault, since Trump caused climate change in the first place. Along with covid 19, the Kennedy assassination, both World Wars, the Chicago fire, and the San Francisco earthquake.
Re writing the wrong year, you can take your checkbook and write “2021” or “-21” on the far right of the date line on the next dozen or so checks. Also works for people who fill out paperwork on their jobs, e.g., cops’ ticket books and report forms, security guards’ log books, etc.
Happy New Year, Mike.
Dear Phil:
And to you and yours!
Reblogged this on Gds44's Blog.
Dear gds44:
As always, thanks for the reblog!