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Oh sure; we’re all about unity with people that hate and want to destroy us…  And in case you were wondering just how out of touch with the rest of America DC is, and just how crazy things have become:

No, this is not satire.  A low-level federal bureaucrat has displaced the importance of Christmas even in our nation’s capital.  But that’s OK, because this Christmas, national security is, well, secure…?

Honey, does this space toilet make my butt look big?

The media are going crazy trying to figure out how to blame everything on Trump in 2021…

Well, Christmas is the time for miracles…

Tremendous!

This pretty sums up the last four years…

American Gothic, circa 2020…

Well, in CA and NY, sure…

I hear they do this every morning at Twitter HQ…

Uh, I thought everyone was orgasmic with excitement about electric vehicles…

The skinny pants are enough to herald the apocalypse for me…

Well, Joe Biden would make good use of this…

D/S/C unity…

Where no man has gone before…

An advance look at how Biden is going to sell rejoining the Iran deal…

That’s what soulless health bureaucracies are for…

That’s what free men and women are for…

That’s what traitorous dimwits are for…

Uh, maybe being, like, really close to the Sun had something to do with it…?

Subtle humor in retail…

Iconic photography, 2021…

Also, Trump leaving the White House on Inauguration Day…

Why isn’t Swalwell head of the CIA already?

Pretty much…

What do you mean “hypocrisy?”

I’m sure they will…

That’s bad…

And in the just because it’s cute department for this week…

In the “hilarious in a deranged sense” department, we have small Wang Eric Swalwell in bed—figuratively and actually—with Chinese spy Fang Fang presumably for much bang bang.  What’s not terribly humorous is anyone in the Congress thinking he is anything but totally compromised.  2020—sigh.

May I once again suggest a book that will not only arouse you, but will inform you for fighting the insanity ahead?  License To Kill would make a great Christmas present for that hard to buy for friend or relative.  You could always get them ammunition, but you can actually find a copy of LTK, and it’s not too late to get one for a New Year’s present!

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know.  Buy American, piss off D/S/Cs, and keep up the fight for the Constitution and the right to ruthlessly mock self-important dimwits, like Twitter and Facebook.  Positive comments on Amazon would be great too.  Go here to comment.

The Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here then and every day in between.