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Well, that explains it.  Uh, isn’t this part of what got him in trouble?

New evidence surfaces…

That’s why I don’t eat much Chinese…

I knew it!

So what’s your point?

Oh, that’s the point…

Maybe she ought to ask again…

Or ask someone else…

Whadda ya mean “skewed priorities?”

So that’s where the term “getting a woody” came from…

It’s all about the children…

Hmm.  So you’re saying gender and species dysphoria have consequences?

I’m sure she does…

I’m sure they do…

Ya gotta have priorities…

This one’s a little subtle…

This one is not…

Honey, where are my wood pants?

Unity!

Wait ‘till he tries to pronounce “Ecclesiastes”…

That’s what I mean too…

More unity…

That’s OK.  Neither do “climate scientists”…

See what I mean?

Me!  I’m a science denier!  Me! Me!

Uh…

Now that you mention it…

What would we do without world leaders?  Now if we can only get them to stop saving us by supporting Iran and China…

I don’t know about you, but I’m starting to find dictionaries offensive…  

Definition of character…

I know what he means…

I wonder what Joe’s dog thinks now after the “tail pulling, chasing me naked down the alley” incident?  I’d think that pretty traumatizing.

Perhaps, gentle readers, you can escape from the insanity for at least a little while by getting a copy of License To Kill.  It would make a great Christmas present for the folks who have everything.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know.  Buy American, piss off D/S/Cs, and keep up the fight for the Constitution and the right to ruthlessly mock self-important dimwits, like Twitter and Facebook.  Positive comments on Amazon would be great too.  Go here to comment.

 The Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here then and every day in between.