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Well, at least D/S/Cs are consistent about murder…  Talk about scraping the bottom of the diplomatic barrel…

Also, when betraying America is the only option…

Uh, how do you stop them, exactly?

Dum Dum Dum, Dum de Dum, Dum de dum…

Does it make your hands cleaner and bigger?

When my police agency built a new evidence building, the room numbers were on little plastic signs, with Braille, on the tops of the door frames, apparently for the convenience of the really tall, blind policemen…

Of course they have…

Is this new, or only newly discovered?

Well, I’ve always like vulva owners—and sex…

But telling vulvae to “calm down” is never a good idea…

If mama ain’t happy, the IDF ain’t happy…

Yeah, D/S/C electric vehicle advocates are a little vague on that one too…

Well, at least in CA and NYC, anyway…

For the moment, anyway…

Scenes from 2020…

Thanksgiving?  This is for all occasions…

Other than that, their election night coverage was dead on…

Pretty much, as far as I’m concerned…

Finally…

But what flavor of ice cream do they like?

Just wait ‘till he tries to pronounce “Ecclesiastes”….

Yup…

Another common 2020 “dog bites man” story…

You don’t often see that in retail—er, both…

I was wondering about that…

Science!

If social media were around then…

Well, at least he can pronounce that…

Yup, 2020…

In the” just because it’s cute” department…

And now Joe says he actually broke his foot while naked, getting out of the shower, chasing a dog down an alleyway, and the dog slipped on a rug, so Joe grabbed his tail while chasing a ball, and tripped on the rug, and broke his foot, so “Trunalimunumaprzure!”

You can escape from the foot break revisions for awhile by getting a copy of License To Kill.  It would make a great Christmas present for the folks who have everything.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know.  Fortunately, my publisher and Amazon are still in business.  Buy American, piss off D/S/Cs, and keep up the fight for the Constitution and the right to ruthlessly mock self-important dimwits.  Positive comments on Amazon would be great too.  Go here to comment.

 The Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here then and every day in between.