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AG Barr, Battery acid drinkers, Dictator for life Whitmer, fake ballots, Fake news, Gropin' Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, President Trump, Star Trek, The twilight Zone, toilet tank diving
I doubt he’ll be that lively… If only…
Some things are better not contemplated too long or in too much depth…
They’ll only retrieve them if Trump somehow edges ahead…
It was “Dr. Gobble” that gave it away for me…
I’d pay to see video of that…
Well, the dictionaries are changing the definitions of common words…
The American Sign Language is mightier than the Governor…
Women and minorities hardest hit…
Well, they are eating Tide Pods…
Gotta love the Babylon Bee…
Well of course they do; they’re the media, and they’re just smarter and better than everyone else…
See what I mean?
Which is why so many of them made her fake president-elect-elect…
Five year missions can get kind of boring…
So can Oregon…
English teachers can tell you people enunciate badly enough without masks…
And that will stop the virus how, exactly?
I love cognitive dissonance…
As if we didn’t have enough to worry about in 2020…
So what’s your point?
Oh, like those that voted for Biden?
The same one?
Always one step ahead…
With any luck…
Certainly more miraculous than the usual presidential election…
Now if I can only bottle that…
Yeeeeehaaaaaaa!
And in the just because it’s cute department for this week…
You may have noticed, faithful and gentle readers, I got a bit away from the political fog this week. We can all use a break these days. We can start by giving our self-imagined intellectual and moral betters a polite finger by enjoying our families and friends at Thanksgiving, while recognizing the Lord of all.
And you can escape all the insanity for awhile by getting a copy of License To Kill. It would be great to read over the holidays. You’ll be even more entertained if you buy several and spread them around to the worthy.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know. Fortunately, my publisher and Amazon are still in business. Buy American, piss off D/S/Cs, and keep up the fight for the Constitution and the right to ruthlessly mock self-important dimwits. Positive comments on Amazon would be great too. Go here to comment.
The Funnies will be back next Sunday. May Thanksgiving be a blessing, and I hope to see you here next Sunday, and every day until then.
Stately McDaniel Manor 
Reblogged this on Gds44's Blog.
Dear gds44:
Thanks for the reblog!
100% agree. we usually host the missionaries from our church (LDS) on US Thanksgiving, as most are from the US, and it’s nice for them to be spoiled a little on that day.
Unfortunately this year they have been restricted to having food dropped off to them or picking it up from us due to Wuhan 19. No in home visits, per Alberta Health Services new guidelines.( think of a slightly more polite version of NY or CA)
Our church Prophet, Russell M. Nelson put out a video this week encouraging all people to pray in gratitude for all that we have. Powerful video available on Youtube or the LDS.org site if any are interested.
Dear wardalanm:
A blessed Thanksgiving to you and yours.
My wife bought a 21 pound turkey for Thanksgiving.
Jeffrey Dahlmer has defiantly announced that he is going to have as many people as he wants for Thanksgiving.
Dear Elmer Fudd:
Should the police come to our door, we’re going to exclaim: “you’ll never take us alive, coppers; top ‘o the world, ma!” and gobble maniacally.
I’d like to point out that in the pic of the two governors, the guy on the left — in Florida — is making it legal to shoot looters and arsonists.
Dear Brother John:
Survivors to be shot again?
It won’t be “Weekend at Biden’s” for four years.
Assuming he does take office:
Biden will probably die of natural causes within a year. Instead of propping up the body, the D/S/Cs will shed some crocodile tears, then happily celebrate Kamala taking office.
If he does not die or voluntarily resign within a year, the Dems will invoke the 25th Amendment and remove him from office.
Or, he will commit suicide by shooting himself three times in the back of the head with a sniper rifle.
Either way, the self-imagined-elite D/S/Cs will get their token female POTUS through the back door.
Biden was never intended to be anything but a temporary place holder for some politician whose only qualifications are internal reproductive organs.
Which is why his incompetence is a feature, not a bug.
Dear Tom:
Indeed. He’s a placeholder, the bait for the switch.